When was the last time you put your foot in your mouth?

[zipman]

I'm usually really good about never doing this but I just had a hell of a bad one. I asked this woman in the grocery store a question about her son. As it turns out, it's not her son, but rather her brother-in-law. He also happens to be two years older than she is.

And I go to this store almost every day.

Fuck.

 

[PutitinYOmouth]

back when i was like 6 or 7.

 

[blobfish]

back when i was like 6 or 7.

Your alts are pretty transparent.

 

[zipman]

back when i was like 6 or 7.

So it was 5 years ago.

Thanks for sharing.

 

[blondedreamz]

A few weeks ago when I asked the dental hygenist when her baby was due.
She politley told me she was not pregnant.

 

[zipman]

A few weeks ago when I asked the dental hygenist when her baby was due.
She politley told me she was not pregnant.

That's a bad one. I did that about 20 years ago and will never, ever assume a woman is pregnant no matter how big here stomach is unless she flat out tells me she's pregnant. If her water breaks, I would ask if a sink was overflowing.

 

[PutitinYOmouth]

So it was 5 years ago.

Thanks for sharing.

nope. guess again

 

[PutitinYOmouth]

Your alts are pretty transparent.

huh???

 

[CandiCame]

I rarely say things that I'm embarassed by. If it's got the potential to embarass me, I don't say it.

I also have a really high embarassment threshold. And I'm a very blunt person.

 

[eyer]

When was the last time you put your foot in your mouth?

What a kinky b^stard...


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[LadyVer]

At least once a week. I don't think I will ever improve this rate. Shit hapens, words pop out.

 

[Bidin~Time]

It's a regular routine for me. The words formulate in my brain and spill out my mouth which is where the dam should be.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

A few weeks ago when I asked the dental hygenist when her baby was due.
She politley told me she was not pregnant.

"Is it safe?"

 

[LadyVer]

A few weeks ago when I asked the dental hygenist when her baby was due.
She politley told me she was not pregnant.

That happened to me once. Asked a newly married friend who had gained weight if she was pregnant. She wasn't. I was horribly embarrassed.

 

[redheadedtxn]

I'm usually really good about never doing this but I just had a hell of a bad one. I asked this woman in the grocery store a question about her son. As it turns out, it's not her son, but rather her brother-in-law. He also happens to be two years older than she is.

And I go to this store almost every day.

Fuck.

LIKE! that is damn funny dude! I was at the mall and my son, who at the time was about 7, said "she has a baby in her tummy!"...she did not, she was just a big girl, and she heard it and turned to us...i was embarrassed as shit, lol!!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I was doing a presentation once to a large group and said "hard dick array" instead of "hard disk array".

During the follow-on Q-and-A, a woman asked me to please explain a bit more about this "Hard Dick Ray" guy.

 

[CandiCame]

So I'm seriously the only one who never calls a woman pregnant unless I literally see a baby coming out of her? I assume she's fat.

 

[Prince Albert]

What time is it??? Probably within the last hour or so; just ask my wife, she will gladly tell you when I did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tryharder62]

I went through the line at Kentucky Fried Chicken and asked for one of their big juicy breasts!

 

[mediocre]

A few weeks ago when I asked the dental hygenist when her baby was due.
She politley told me she was not pregnant.

Don't be surprised if the next cleaning is a bit more painful.

They're sadists anyway, you just provided incentives.

 

[Wings]

I'm really bendy for a chubby chick.

 

[mediocre]

I'm really bendy for a chubby chick.

Pictures

 

[Wings]

Pictures

No one wants to see that unless they're drunk. Are you drinking and not sharing?

 

[mediocre]

No one wants to see that unless they're drunk. Are you drinking and not sharing?

I rarely drink.

I get really easy when drunk.

 

[Wings]

I rarely drink.

I get really easy when drunk.

Oh. So what you're saying is...you'll accept this glass I just poured then?