When was the last time you masturbated?

An hour ago

Well, this is a first:
I was so slippery and wet that my dildo went shooting out when I climaxed and I can't find it ! I think it is under my nightstand but who knows; has anybody else done such a thing? And it is clear so hard to see it. Oh, well, needed to clean this room anyway...
 
I knew it. A bunch of sick, perverted deviants the lot of you.
 
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