When is a Newbie not a Newbie anymore?

[Xander]

It wasn't me Payne. *looking innocent*
IT WAS THEM!!! *pointing at Merelan, Nicole, Savage Kitten and Hecate*

 

[Bliss]

My choice? Wow, I am honored! How 'bout a raspberry chocolate truffle Xander pop? Sounds wonderful! When can I expect it?

 

[Merelan]

He started it by stripping and doing his naked potent pelvis dance. My god, I almsot fainted at his bootie shaking. I have no idea how it got from there to a marketing campaign to bilk millions of schmucks out of their money to producing the delectable multi-flavoured Xander Pops.
If I had a Cadbury Egg here, I would send it along. I can't even do the neat tricks others do and send you a cyber one.
So sorry.

 

[Xander]

Hey Merelan. You guys asked for the dance

Dunno how you got to Xander Pops though, but hey. What do I care, I'm just a fuzzy little hug-me thing now LOL

 

[Bliss]

LOL! Isn't that just like a man! Caught with his pants around his ankles, pointing more than just his fingers, and still blaming the lovelies at his feet. Heeheehee

Silly Merelan, tricks are for kids! Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Xander]

Oh c'mon Payne. Cut me some slack LOL
I'm still naked, covered in glaze, bend over with one of Merelans cinnamon rolls pointing dangerously close to my butt.
So don't blame me. I didn't do nothin'

 

[Merelan]

I am laughing so hard right now it hurts. Help!!!!

Your first off the line rasberry chocolate...drool....drool.... Xander Pop will be on it's way as soon as someone's sweetie approves.

Or can I offer you this limited edition, never again seen, until we need more money, fuzzy wuzzy Poke-Me-Man... in the Xander style. He does a naked potent pelvic dance. Batteries not inc.

 

[Savage Kitten]

we in business now!!

Logo is ready and waitin approval 'PARDNER'!!

 

[Savage Kitten]

this is just a test

this is only a test... not to be confused with a quiz....
*delete... edit... delete*

errr crap... failed the test... let me go back and study... brb

back.... testinggggg

*mumbles grumbles delete... edit.... delete*

crap i give up for now... i'll try again tomorrow



[Edited by Savage Kitten on 08-14-2000 at 11:53 PM]

 

[Xander]

Problems Savage Kitten????
Damn maybe I didn't make myself clear in the email....hmmmmm

 

[Merelan]

When do we get her approval to start production?

 

[Xander]

Ahem Merelan. Her people is going through the oppotunities right now. Should get an answer around noon tomorrow

 

[Angelique]

LMAO@all of you!

Ok, you've got my approval to begin production...as long as I get to keep the original. And chocolate raspberry is my all time favorite, so be sure to send me the first batch so I can have a lick at 'em.

 

[Merelan]

Okay. Maybe Laurel will even let us flog them here at her site. (Oops. I mean sell when I say flog.) I realize it means two totally differant things here.
What about it? Anyone interested in a flavored Xander Pop? Or a fuzzy wuzzy limited edition Poke-Me-Xander... or in front row seats to the opening gala event of the new, soon to be a hit cartoon version of: (insert loud obnoxious noisy theme song here):
"XANDER MAN"
I mean, can you think of anything else you would rather do then sit through 2 and a half hours of poor quality graphics, though it does have a cool theme song. (guaranteed not to leave your brain for the next three days.) I will even provide a sticky floor, bubble gum on the seat and stale popcorn with undefinable grease poured on it. Oh, and a watered down coke in a cup so big you need a sling to help carry it.

Come on folks. Step right up. We need to pay for the Wedding of the Century and the Lit Reunion. Thought this would help.
There will be autographs at the premeire by no other then the star...
Xander himself. Not only does he save the world, while still being cute and fuzzy, but, yes folks. He wrote and sings the theme song.(The one guaranteed not to leave your brain)
And, if you order before midnight tonight. You will receive this free, numbered,collectors edition issue #1 comic. Only 100,000,000 printed.
Yes, act now or you will miss out.
It's an unrepeatable offer.