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[Merelan]

The girls all circle the apprehensive Xander, bowls of glaze in their soft hands. ready to make him into their own private Danish.
Will he escape?
Will he even try?
Will he submit to his fate like a man, or go out screaming.
Stay tuned to this channel for the continuing saga.

 

[Xander]

*grinning* heheheheheheh

 

[Merelan]

By the way, this inoccent thing... I think you doth protest too much. Will have to ask your special sweetie.

 

[Xander]

I think that would be a good idea Merelan. Before this goes any futher

 

[Merelan]

She could costar. We will have to draw up a contract and see if she agrees. Have her call my lawyer... no!! No lawyers allowed.
Have her call, we will do lunch, especially as I am only a few hours away from her.

 

[Xander]

I will do so Merelan. But NO lawyers, I agree with that one. I wouldn't want to get slammed with a sexual perversity Law suit LOL

Only a few hours away eh? That means that pretty soon I'll be only a few hours away as well. Hmmmmm how about that......

 

[Savage Kitten]

ok ok .. we got it settled then... your people will call her people and get everything finalized about the glazed danish situation.. then I think her people and Xander's people should get together and decide on a seal of approval and an expiration date

I think, Merelan, that your people can handle sales and distribution while Mine and Hecate's people will get together on packaging ideals.

hmmmm sounds like a plan to me hehehe

 

[Merelan]

This could be a serious thing. We could start a whole new trend. Little fuzzy Xanders, in differant colrs. They can have adventures. We could make a crappy cartoon, nothing personal there Xander, and make a fortune telling people the stuffed toys are worth a million dollars! Wow. And he could write his own theme song. That would be the gimic.

And yes, something to think about.

 

[Xander]

ROTFLMAO

Little fuzzy Xanders ??????? And glazed versions??? Even a crappy cartoon ??????

Hell, I want royalties for that!

 

[Merelan]

Do the pok-e-mon things get royalties? Do beanie babies? No, just the creator and the accountant. Sorry love. You just get the satisfaction of being idolized by thousands of silly kids and hated by their parents. Oh, but I guess if you do the song, you might get something for that. Unless we give it to Napster to give away.

 

[Savage Kitten]

ADULT TOYS!

POK-ME-XANDERs

ohhhhh yesssssss!!! of course thats the version directed at the female market... the version for the males could be POK-E-Xanders

Xander lollipops!!! mmmmmm I always thought i could 'lick you like a lollipop should be licked' BAY-BE hehe

 

[Merelan]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Xander Pop?

 

[Savage Kitten]

ohhhhhhh

excellent Marketing technique Merelan!

 

[Merelan]

I worked with the tootsie pops, and all you get there was yucky chocolate. I bet Xander Pops have something better in the center.

 

[Savage Kitten]

mmmmm ya think?

creamy center filled Xander pops?? mmmmmm!! and we can coat the outside with all sorts of flavors!! wooooohooo I think i could really get into this *weg* hehe

Partners?? *extends hand*

 

[Merelan]

Shaking hands back.
Maybe we should bring his sweetheart in on this. She can be our quality control, and when he starts whining about royalties again, she can keep him quiet.

 

[Savage Kitten]

sure thang puddintang

have your people email her people and in the mean time i'll be workin a logo ... let me know what she says.... and i'll let ya know when i get my end done

 

[Merelan]

Where do you get your end done? from here it doesn't look like it needs doing. Well, except for a little patting.

 

[Savage Kitten]

well.. now that you mentioned it.. I get my end done at the local salon.. there's a cute lil girl there that has some miracle hands... she sure knows has to work magic with those fingers of hers.. getting all them kinks out (or in!?!) however u wanna look at it hehe

 

[Merelan]

Maybe I should get their number. Could use some work on my end.
Is it me or is the full moon influencing everyone today? It isn't till tomorrow is it?

 

[Xander]

Waaaaaaaaoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!

The werewolf is out

 

[Merelan]

Thank you. Now I know it effects others too.
So, Xander, what do you think of the deal Savage Kitty and I have made? Think she will approve, if we put her in charge of quality control, and give her a percentage, oh...
and she gets to keep the original.

 

[Bliss]

THANK YOU EASTAH BUNNAH!

I just wanted y'all to know that taking over this tread with all this talk of Xander's gooey creme filled center has made me crave Cadbury Eggs, damn it and Easter is soooooooooo many months off. I'm speaking to my lawyer, Jade, about this and seeing what we can do to make you paaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

*peez just one lil egg, that's all I ask*

 

[Xander]

You have to ask her about that Merelan. You guys have effectively reduced me to a fuzzy xander character, a cartoon and a popsicle. LOL
I dunno nothin' *DOH*

 

[Merelan]

We will send you one of the first Xander Pops. What flavour filling would you like?