When I woke up...

[4est_4est_Gump]

I was already moving and half-dressed.


I think I was having another military dream.


Sometimes I wake up realizing that there was a class I never attended.


So, here I am. I find it impossible to sleep after dreams like that, even many years later....

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Come on, let's do it again.



Woke up this moanin' with a wine glass in my hand...,

Do you? YOU? feel like I do?

 

[CandiCame]

Whow... do you sleepwalk?

Do you sleep fight?

Like in fight club?

Because that would be awesome.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I went to a party last night and drank a lot of water, so I was up peeing half the night.


At least it was cool enough to open the windows again.


After midnight, Wat let it all hang out . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Candi!


Where the hell have you been man?


I sleepwalked as a youth and had out-of-body experiences as well as Déjà vu, but then I discovered drugs and it all went away.

Could this be a side-effect of sobriety?



Sleptwalked as a Ute?

 

[CandiCame]

Candi!


Where the hell have you been man?


I sleepwalked as a youth and had out-of-body experiences and Déjà vu, but then I discovered drugs and it all went away.

Could this be a side-effect of sobriety?



Sleptwalked as a Ute?

Oh god, I think so.

I've been using on my net time on Tumblr actually, it's full of hipster chicks who love my art and it's just a huge ego boost. But I had to come back for the election. I figured it'd be great around here.

I've always been intrigued by sleepwalking. It's never happened to me. But that's actually pretty cool, that you'd get up and put your clothes on and be doing shit before you woke up.

I miss drugs... I've been clean to long... but I haven't sleepwalked- sleptwalk? The fuck is the past tense of sleepwalk?

 

[fuckwaffle]

Never sleep walked, do get up a lot to pee during the night, but I'm always awake, although I have a tendency to stumble a little.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I never walked in my sleep either . . .


but then I never counted what I did blacked out from drinking as sleep-functioning.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I went to a party last night and drank a lot of water, so I was up peeing half the night.


At least it was cool enough to open the windows again.


After midnight, Wat let it all hang out . . . .

I also was ultra-hydrated last night after a day of sun and weeding...

Sunflowers, sons-a-Hoe Cakes...,

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh god, I think so.

I've been using on my net time on Tumblr actually, it's full of hipster chicks who love my art and it's just a huge ego boost. But I had to come back for the election. I figured it'd be great around here.

I've always been intrigued by sleepwalking. It's never happened to me. But that's actually pretty cool, that you'd get up and put your clothes on and be doing shit before you woke up.

I miss drugs... I've been clean to long... but I haven't sleepwalked- sleptwalk? The fuck is the past tense of sleepwalk?

OUTSTANDING!
YOU've earned my respect!

URRAH!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I also was ultra-hydrated last night after a day of sun and weeding...

Sunflowers, sons-a-Hoe Cakes...,

Son of a bitch, water does that.


Wat has a wee mission today.


Going to go look at a mid-60's Dodge.

 

[CandiCame]

I never walked in my sleep either . . .


but then I never counted what I did blacked out from drinking as sleep-suctioning.

I thought that said, "Sleep sucking" and I was going to say, "Me neither."

But I totally don't count black-outs as sleep-doing-shit it's just doing shit that you don't remember and hoping that no one is dead or pregnant.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Never sleep walked, do get up a lot to pee during the night, but I'm always awake, although I have a tendency to stumble a little.

I never walked in my sleep either . . .


but then I never counted what I did blacked out from drinking as sleep-suctioning.

Oh, the stories my mom used to tell...

Yeah, I woke up too many times not remembering how I ended up in a teepee with a 250 pound squaw...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I thought that said, "Sleep sucking" and I was going to say, "Me neither."

But I totally don't count black-outs as sleep-doing-shit it's just doing shit that you don't remember and hoping that no one is dead or pregnant.

Oh, the stories my mom used to tell...

Yeah, I woke up too many times not remembering how I ended up in a teepee with a 250 pound squaw...

I edited to say "functioning", like I meant.


Not awake enough to use spell checker yet.


There was this one squaw . . .


no, that's much better left in the past.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Son of a bitch, water does that.


Wat has a wee mission today.


Going to go look at a mid-60's Dodge.

I have to dig holes.

Suddenly my student does not read his emails...

I think he'd rather get his new Camaro off the blocks than to build character.

Maybe I made too many passing redneck references, so he decided to bushwhack me...

 

[CandiCame]

OUTSTANDING!
YOU've earned my respect!

URRAH!

Bullshit.

No one respects me.

For being clean or missing it?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's amazing what you can do when totally pissed...


Sometimes it's like the maid came and sometimes it's like Hannibal crashing through the gates.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Bullshit.

No one respects me.

For being clean or missing it?

Being clean is hard. I respect that.

I don't think I ever disrespected you...

I was hard on your drug use because of the outcomes.

 

[CandiCame]

It's amazing what you can do when totally pissed...


Sometimes it's like the maid came and sometimes it's like Hannibal crashing through the gates.

Dude, I know what you mean.

This one time, I woke up after a party and there were like... 30 of us asleep in random places, like you do, and the guy who's house it was came in screaming and he was like, "Everybody GET THE FUCK UP! My landlord is on the stairs! Wake up and get out now!" and I don't know how we did it, but we had that place spotless and were out the back door in like... 5 seconds. I've never even gotten dressed that fast before. It was fuckin crazy. I remember rolling the bunch of blankets that I and a couple other people were sleeping on up and shoving it in the closet. Everyone just seemed to know who's clothes were who's, I was passed my clothes and someone actually put my shirt on me at one point. That was amazing. I wish I had seen it via security camera or something. And not just that we were out, the kitchen was clean and shit. We somehow cleaned the house. And seriously, it was in like, 5 seconds.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I have to dig holes.

Suddenly my student does not read his emails...

I think he'd rather get his new Camaro off the blocks than to build character.

Maybe I made too many passing redneck references, so he decided to bushwhack me...

He needs to see the Mopar light.


I could make him a disciple.


When you can snatch the generation 3 hemi from my hand, it will be time for the Camaro to go.


Fucking belly-button cars - they're ubiquitous.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Bullshit.

No one respects me.

For being clean or missing it?

For what it's worth, I respect it.

 

[CandiCame]

Being clean is hard. I respect that.

I don't think I ever disrespected you...

I was hard on your drug use because of the outcomes.

I've never had any negative outcomes from drug use. I hate ta tell you this, but there are a lot of folk who just do drugs recreationaly, and then nothing bad happens. Not everyone is an after-school special. Everything bad that has ever happened to me has actually been because of my family... one of the many things that I've been learning about myself. I'd hate to advocate drug use, but there is such a thing as responsibility and moderation.

I quit smoking because I'm taking nerve meds now and don't need it. The rest I quit because I'm broke and away from my friends. I never went on some spiritual journey to get clean. I don't do pills because, being back with redneck pillheads, it's just so... redneck. But if I had a joint I'd smoke the hell outta that shit. If I had shrooms, I'd spread um on crackers with peanut butter and eat the hell out of um. And so on and so forth.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Dude, I know what you mean.

This one time, I woke up after a party and there were like... 30 of us asleep in random places, like you do, and the guy who's house it was came in screaming and he was like, "Everybody GET THE FUCK UP! My landlord is on the stairs! Wake up and get out now!" and I don't know how we did it, but we had that place spotless and were out the back door in like... 5 seconds. I've never even gotten dressed that fast before. It was fuckin crazy. I remember rolling the bunch of blankets that I and a couple other people were sleeping on up and shoving it in the closet. Everyone just seemed to know who's clothes were who's, I was passed my clothes and someone actually put my shirt on me at one point. That was amazing. I wish I had seen it via security camera or something. And not just that we were out, the kitchen was clean and shit. We somehow cleaned the house. And seriously, it was in like, 5 seconds.

You've never been to boot camp. That describes reveille...

[see the OP]

He needs to see the Mopar light.


I could make him a disciple.


When you can snatch the generation 3 hemi from my hand, it will be time for the Camaro to go.


Fucking belly-button cars - they're ubiquitous.

It was the muscle car of his dreams. I think he likes sand-in-the face...

For what it's worth, I respect it.

:word:

Can I get a witness? ya ya ya ya

 

[CandiCame]

For what it's worth, I respect it.

Why the fuck does this board bring out the junky in me?

 

[CandiCame]

You've never been to boot camp. That describes reveille...

No, I wanted to go and my grandpa threw a bitch fit... true story...

I don't think I would survive either, though, which was his argument. I mean, seriously.