When I Was a Kid....

WIWAK we got our porn from Playboys and Hustlers. We had to be sneaky to find them and hide that shit from our parents!
 
when I was a kid I loved grape jelly, white bread, and orange soda and black licorice......now, just thinking of any of those makes me get a bit green...
 
When I was a kid, the other children would chase me home from school in large groups, throwing rocks at me, pelting me, trying to hit me in the head. If I fell, they would beat me with sticks until I was bleeding and crying.

Nobody believed me when I tried to tell them what was happening.
 
Where did you live on the island in Lord of The Flies?

Little town in Southern Illinois, called Chester. Famous for being the place where the creator of Popeye was from. Well, they claim him, but he only actually lived there a couple years and they ended up running him out of town.

They also have a maximum security mental hospital and a prison there. Both.
 
When I was a young kid, I never knew what being horny was like, or what a drag it can be sometimes.:(
 
When I was a kid, I learned to ride my bike wearing clogs and bell bottoms!
 
When I was a kid, I had a massive crush on Aqua-man and would have imaginary tea parties with him..a lot!
 
WIWAK There were nine known planets in the Universe. We now have 8 local, and 3400 confirmed exoplanets around other stars.
 
WIWAK I'd wake up in the morning to find one of my dolls dead. So, that day I would have a funeral for her and all the other dolls would attend. I cried and mourned her loss for days. Then I'd wake up one morning and there she was alive again. I and all my dolls would celebrate. :)

(I was an only child with a very vivid imagination lol)
 
When I was a kid, we had rotary phones.

Let's see what one of the kids nowadays who are oh so familiar with digital phones, TRY to make a simple phone call!
 
WIWAK our neighborhood was our domain. We roamed freely on long summer days only to return home as the daylight gave way to the flickering street lights. Bicycles were the mode of transportation and the only cell phones we had were two tin cans connected with strings and buttons.
 
When I was a kid my best friend and I collected Charlie's Angels trading cards. (Did I just date myself....? I can't believe I just said that lol :rolleyes:)
 
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