When I Grow Up

[rosco rathbone]

Hey, you just stroked my ego.

Got to encourage good attitude.

 

[YourCaptor]

<lick>

Shes like a pet wife, sweet.

Oh and my resources tell me that ironworkers are called "brothers" not cousins. If you would like to share any aspect of your job description for my character development, I would be so thankful.

No I meant my actually cousins, they be iron workers. My father was a carpenter, my mother a nurse. I’m pretty far down the mad scientist career path by now. I think I've earned that title through and through.

Speaking of which, you should come in some time and get on my examination table. See what makes good girls tick. Figure out how to produce more of them.

 

[Black_Bunny]

I write about what I can not have.

I hope you mean, what you haven't had YET. Nothing should stop you from pursuing these fantasies and making them reality (if that's what you want... I mean it in a "positive-thinking, the world is your oyster" type of way)

 

[sweepthefloor]

Yes, I understand positive thinking, I am a fake till you make it girl.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Shes like a pet wife, sweet.



No I meant my actually cousins, they be iron workers. My father was a carpenter, my mother a nurse. I’m pretty far down the mad scientist career path by now. I think I've earned that title through and through.

Speaking of which, you should come in some time and get on my examination table. See what makes good girls tick. Figure out how to produce more of them.

Wonderful, I know all about carpentry, nursing and science. I have spent days wondering, if I were a piece of wood, what kind of joinery would I prefer: Dovetail, tongue and groove, or how about the butt joint, or half lap? Then I have spent days wondering, if I were a coronary artery, which one would I like to be most: the left anterior descending, circumflex or the right coronary artery? Then I have spent day wondering which chemical bond would I like to be the most: a covalent bond or an ionic bond. Some days I spent wondering which system of the brain would I choose if that is what I were to be: I am happy dancing in limbic.

Now, I think about other things.

<lick> pet wife sweet

 

[YourCaptor]

Wonderful, I know all about carpentry, nursing and science. I have spent days wondering, if I were a piece of wood, what kind of joinery would I prefer: Dovetail, tongue and groove, or how about the butt joint, or half lap? Then I have spent days wondering, if I were a coronary artery, which one would I like to be most: the left anterior descending, circumflex or the right coronary artery? Then I have spent day wondering which chemical bond would I like to be the most: a covalent bond or an ionic bond. Some days I spent wondering which system of the brain would I choose if that is what I were to be: I am happy dancing in limbic.

Now, I think about other things.

<lick> pet wife sweet

Don't most girls just think about what they'll wear, like that short skirt, or the even shorter skirt.

 

[Essene]

Don't most girls just think about what they'll wear, like that short skirt, or the even shorter skirt.

Nope. That's what you think about.

Yes, I understand positive thinking, I am a fake till you make it girl.

 

[YourCaptor]

Nope. That's what you think about.

Shhhh, don't tell her that.

 

[Essene]

Shhhh, don't tell her that.

Ooops! Was it a secret?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Shhhh, don't tell her that.

The gig is up. ;-)

 

[YourCaptor]

The gig is up. ;-)

Indeed, but I think you’ll be wearing those skirts anyway

 

[sweepthefloor]

Indeed, but I think you’ll be wearing those skirts anyway

<curtsey> *wears a skirt* <curtsey>

 

[YourCaptor]

<curtsey> *wears a skirt* <curtsey>

I like the etiquette

So, speaking of sweeping the floor, she's a pretty cute floor sweeper.