Its Kismet. I've come over all emotional *blows nose into tissue and passes to ali* here...what's mine is yours
Oh buggerations I didn't see that...I'm fighting off a bloke I went to college with on Facebook..he's not going down easily....(no..not in that way dirty mind)
Go on then...you can if you insist
*wonders if this is another invitation since in French it can mean "touch me" instead of touché when the accent isn't used*
*laughs at the choice of "buggerations" given the subject matter*
I hope you won't be offended if I wait until the bloke is, um "finished" I don't always share well
Haha..oh believe me he's gonna be finished very soon!
WHFO would there be any other kind of finishing with that particular guy
im all aflutter
passes you a dirty martini
chin chin
lets drink to sisterhood
*spits out olive pit*
Cheers my dear. Toodle pip bottoms up what o and all that jazz!
*breaks into Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves* (then remembers I can't sing)
A legend in his own mind, or were you simply the girl everyone in your class wished they could date?
WHFO I'll tell him about that special spot on the back of your knee.
possibly
but my french accent is without fault
i cant carry a tune in a pail
but that doesnt stop me from joining in a painful to the ear rendition of "SISTERS"
oi
those are pitted olives
Magnifique!
Quand l'Enfer gèlera, mon français sera parfait aussi.
Did he just call you the son of a bastard pig farmer?????!!! Get him sis....grrrrr
*checks* oh yeh...you got a lot of rabbits around your way?
*wonders when the "yo mama" jokes are going to start*
Bring it!
yo mama so dumb when you told her to have a tv dinner she choked on the remote
