When Hell Freezes Over
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tabitha_benoit
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WHFO I will again explore that bike path that looks so appealing but actually comes to a sudden end, full of wicked ruts and gargantuan mud puddles, which will cause me to pitch off the bike, into the dirt and ram the handlebar into my abs.
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WHFOI wear clothes deemed more respectable for a woman of my age 
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WHFOI skate on it 
lovemonster
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WHFOI might actually get some ice cream off humphrey..
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WHFOI fuck you
asian_princess
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WHFO I imagine that's where we'll find Graciesnort's Peep Show Penguins. 
MollyDolly
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WHFO I imagine that's where we'll find Graciesnort's Peep Show Penguins.
WHFOI buy tickets to the show
alisonwunderlnd
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whfoi will be bothered by your silly ass
MollyDolly
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WHFOI give up naps
alisonwunderlnd
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whfoi will forgive you
lovemonster
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WHFO you could lick it off my......(use your imagination) lovemonster
WHFO your......will be more stiff than usual...
Golden_Silence
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WHFO, I'll tell you the reason why
Husker1987
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When hell freezes over some genius will come out with statistics that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt it was caused by global warming.
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having an affair with her, then #2 above cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze over."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
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When hell freezes over folks will realise that the evolutionary course of mankind's development, and that of civilization itself, has been, and is, driven by necessity. If we were to be serious about giving all the opportunity to enjoy a decent standard of living, the Earth would need to triple it's output. Luckily, we're not in the least bit serious about poverty in other countries; and by the time we actually get serious, the moon will be colonised.
~ See you there.
~ Bring some Earl Grey.
~ See you there.
~ Bring some Earl Grey.
