Kuntmode
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Nov 28, 2002
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Before you lot were lucky enough to have the pleasure of his wonderful ways, I would sit back, have a few lagers, and type with friends in the background about how much I enjoyed his average witt, cheap one liners, but most important of all, his lack of experience with women.
He excelled in every facet of vulgar but left out the bits most women love to here.
The romance, the intrigue, the fantasy and mystery.
He got the boob pics and I got a fucking epic email.
He was shy.
Then he ran that fucker of a program. ICQ.
My comp logged on.
Before I had even had a chance to sit down and relax.
OH Ooooo. OH Ooooo.
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
I tried to pretend I wasn't there. He knew I was. He got shitty.
Abuse.
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
Abuse.
I said Hi!
Pussy pics was his response.
(to be continued if indeed Hanns wants to recollect)
He will.
He likes to be seen as not doing things he did.
He enjoys the moment of truth to dispell.
It's only a stoopid computer afterall.
Rat ta tat tat! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
He excelled in every facet of vulgar but left out the bits most women love to here.
The romance, the intrigue, the fantasy and mystery.
He got the boob pics and I got a fucking epic email.
He was shy.
Then he ran that fucker of a program. ICQ.
My comp logged on.
Before I had even had a chance to sit down and relax.
OH Ooooo. OH Ooooo.
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
I tried to pretend I wasn't there. He knew I was. He got shitty.
Abuse.
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
Hanns
Abuse.
I said Hi!
Pussy pics was his response.
(to be continued if indeed Hanns wants to recollect)
He will.
He likes to be seen as not doing things he did.
He enjoys the moment of truth to dispell.
It's only a stoopid computer afterall.
Rat ta tat tat! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
