when did you first baste yourself?

[Laurel]

and what in? oil? melted butter? broth?

 

[Spinaroonie]

I met a canabal who gave me $50 bucks to do it.

Only catch?

It had to be in man-gravy, and not my own.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

lol i've never done it.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Laurel-li you're totally alone in this phenom. Deal with it. hehehe

 

[Sillyman]

I don't baste myself, I just inject melted butter directly in. Keeps the meat juicier that way.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Coconut oil tanning lotion. 'Apply libberally and bake until crisp, turning often"

 

[Laurel]

Laurel-li you're totally alone in this phenom. Deal with it. hehehe

Again? Damn.

 

[juicygirl]

Olive oil for the Turkish olive oil wrestling.

 

[MissTaken]

I can smell a Lit Celebrity Roast in the oven!

Oh...in the offing, I meant!

 

[Sillyman]

Now I don't know what's going to give me a heart attack first, Juicygirl's AV or her cholestorol.

 

[Laurel]

I can smell a Lit Celebrity Roast in the oven!

Oh...in the offing, I meant!

Just in time! I'm starving!

 

[MissTaken]

Just in time! I'm starving!

Now, to find a tasty morsel!



Any volunteers?

 

[Private Vasquez]

the pan drippings are best

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I don't know how ...


Does that make me a baste-tard???

 

[Ishmael]

It involved Wesson Oil and a Slip-N-Slide.

Ishmael

 

[MissTaken]

or perhaps I am into bastiality?

 

[Nigel]

or perhaps I am into bastiality?

Ow...that one hurt my head....(and no...not THAT head...)

Nigel

 

[glamorilla]

I'm a master bastor.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Jell-o, and I'm the master blaster.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

If I tried my baste ...

Am I a baster taster?

 

[lobito]

Well there was that one time in chat with Laurel, leXie, Lavy and draaah. But we won't talk about it now. Olive oil I believe, extra virgin.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Baste on prior experience

I'd try it

 

[MissTaken]

Hey! Has anyone ever free baste with a baster?

 

[lobito]

Hey! Has anyone ever free baste with a baster?

Ricky Nelson?

Yeah, I know, bad joke. Sorry.

Must be the buzz I've got going now.

 

[MissTaken]

That's okay, lob!

Exhaustion is my excuse.

so another lousy pun....


If we all got together and basted, would it be a Baste Master Tournament?


Get it? Bass Master, Baste Master....



ARgh, forget it!