What's your Six Word Story

[Submissioness]

I want to get 100 posts.

 

[eroticwhisper]

Soft words. Silence now. It's enough.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Grease burns. Also floats. Sorry, dear.

Christ returned, distributed t-shirts. Saved mine.

Nation embraces nudism. Airport security streamlined.

Auto-destruct? Wish I had known. BOOM!

Saw Bigfoot. Really! Lens cap? Crap.

 

[jomar]

Stolen research won his Nobel Prize.

 

[trial6]

I only play one on television...

also

...but then I found the internet.

 

[TE999]

I'll respect you in the morning.

 

[Submissioness]

All I need is a vibrator.

 

[Submissioness]

Wine her, dine her, 69 her.

 

[TE999]

Candy is dandy, liquor is quicker.

 

[Submissioness]

Eat hot pocket, get the runs.

 

[_Lynn_]

I like me now, they don't.

 

[Submissioness]

Shelly sells seashells by the seashore.

 

[Submissioness]

Like it or not, I'm me.

 

[Submissioness]

I do what I want to.

 

[TE999]

Diamonds are forever, so are herpes.

 

[Submissioness]

My husband is a freakin idiot.

 

[Submissioness]

Hey, think with your dipstick, jimmy!

 

[_Lynn_]

Lost: one stud. Glad for insurance.

 

[kimbalee]

You're not the boss of me.



I can do whatever I want.



I want Brewster's chocolate raspberry truffle.

 

[Submissioness]

Gimme toys. I'll do it myself.

 

[Submissioness]

These boots were made for walkin'

 

[Submissioness]

Selling trailor to make mercades payment

 

[kimbalee]

Selling trailor to make mercades payment

hahahah, now that's just funny. good one.

 

[Submissioness]

Cake: only good thing about birthdays.

 

[_Lynn_]

These boots were made for walkin'

Somehow, I don't think this is 'your' six word story.