What's your Six Word Story

[Guest]

Candy is dandy, liquor is quicker.

It's obvious you haven't met Candy!

 

[Guest]

Changed the world. No one noticed.

 

[kimbalee]

It's obvious you haven't met Candy!

<giggling>

 

[Submissioness]

Wine her, dine her, 69 her.

hahahah, now that's just funny. good one.

Thank you for your kind words

 

[Submissioness]

I multiquoted and didn't know it

 

[Submissioness]

What happened in vegas... Got out.

 

[Guest]

Inspiration's a bitch, execution's a bastard.

 

[Submissioness]

The clap didn't stay in vegas.

 

[Submissioness]

This will be post number 100!!!

 

[Submissioness]

Where the hell is my avatar?

 

[_Lynn_]

Where the hell is my avitar?

You may have to sign out then come back and upload it.

 

[Guest]

"Avatar! Avatar! Wherefore art thou, Avatar?"

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

"97% effective." That's why you're late?!

 

[Guest]

"Can't count to twenty-one without unzipping."



<----------- "Can I get up now? Please?"

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Heaven's weakness: lack of toilet facilities.

 

[TE999]

No taxation without representation. We're represented?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Inserted Tab A into Slot B.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Too many stories, too little time.

 

[kimbalee]

trying to stay awake, sleep inevitable.

 

[midwestyankee]

Pulling her hair; absorbing her mouth.

 

[TE999]

Blind date, Italian restaurant, Waiter, check!

 

[sookie80]

Had a BAD date tonight....ugh!!!

 

[honeybites]

First date. "Last date," she said.

 

[Austin8]

"Take me!" "Make me," he said.

 

[shereads]

"Hello," he lied. First of many.