What's your quick-fix solution?

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I proofread a medical dictionary for Simon and Schuster once. Under "Homosexuality" it was called something like..a hysterical brain disorder of the socially maladjusted.

They also called "kuru" a form of group hysteria.

I had to send a special note saying that there was technically nothing wrong with the words, as they were not misspelled. I suggested alternatives that were more medical and included different words, including "prion."

I got a thank you note.

Harry Stack Sullivan, a psychiatrist I admire (his idea was, relationships change people), usta beat his clients up, to connect with them. Its wild, but there's method in it.

 

[Recidiva]

Harry Stack Sullivan, a psychiatrist I admire (his idea was, relationships change people), usta beat his clients up, to connect with them. Its wild, but there's method in it.

Most methods will work on someone for something, just not everyone for everything.

Bloodletting is still one of the only effective treatments for hemochromatosis.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The truth is the truth, and I serve the truth.

The problem with the above statement is that you reserve the exclusive right, like most of your wingnut buddies, to define what "the truth" is.

This is why we laugh at you so often.

 

[Aphro]

On another board I commented that SPAM usually tastes better than pussy, except for Canadian pussy. God I wish you people canned it and exported it to America.

Ditto Indian pussy. I've never had any but it looks tasty, too.

*blinks* I am not entirely sure, but I think I'd like it better if you just loved me for my mind.

Canned Canadian pussy. Tastes faintly of maple syrup. Not sure, as I have no experience but the Indian is probably a tad spicy.

Although the U.S. is our primary trading partner, I think we are still specializing in oil, wood, and hydro-electrical power. Pussy is not on the list, and I am sure you'd need a special permit for that.

And because this was to fantastically, horrifically disgusting not to share...http://i.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/026/769/450x1000/Canned_Pussy.jpg

 

[subdued_passion]

Most methods will work on someone for something, just not everyone for everything.

And yet people blindly go by the results of any study, instead of checking the numbers involved.

 

[RobDownSouth]

And yet people blindly go by the results of any study, instead of checking the numbers involved.

*laughing and nodding*

'Tis the Literotica Way, m'dear!!

 

[Busybody]

I think LIBZ and DUMZ should be exported

 

[Recidiva]

*blinks* I am not entirely sure, but I think I'd like it better if you just loved me for my mind.

Canned Canadian pussy. Tastes faintly of maple syrup. Not sure, as I have no experience but the Indian is probably a tad spicy.

Although the U.S. is our primary trading partner, I think we are still specializing in oil, wood, and hydro-electrical power. Pussy is not on the list, and I am sure you'd need a special permit for that.

And because this was to fantastically, horrifically disgusting not to share...http://i.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/026/769/450x1000/Canned_Pussy.jpg

I'm revolted and attracted. Hate my brain sometimes.

 

[Recidiva]

And yet people blindly go by the results of any study, instead of checking the numbers involved.

Half the time when someone tells me something I smile and nod and say "I'd like to see the data for that study."

That means "I think that conclusion is fucked up but it's not worth arguing about, I'd like to wade in with a pencil and a hefty dose of criticism and knowledge of proper scientific method."

Such a nerd. I still have a bad smell in my closet.

Joking around this morning Ulaven says "It's probably that mouse I stopped the cat from killing. It ran in there and died."

I say "Possibly, even probably, but not a certainty. Correlation but not causation." (nerd teasing.)

"We saw a mouse. I'd say high probability."

"I could go with that modifier."

 

[subdued_passion]

*blinks* I am not entirely sure, but I think I'd like it better if you just loved me for my mind.

Canned Canadian pussy. Tastes faintly of maple syrup. Not sure, as I have no experience but the Indian is probably a tad spicy.

I just wanna remind everyone that I am sub Dude and I live in some remote city in the US... and I enjoy wearing tinfoil hats.

And because this was to fantastically, horrifically disgusting not to share...http://i.muchosucko.com/production/asset/thumb/026/769/450x1000/Canned_Pussy.jpg

And this^^^^.... OMG! Why?!?

 

[Aphro]

Half the time when someone tells me something I smile and nod and say "I'd like to see the data for that study."

That means "I think that conclusion is fucked up but it's not worth arguing about, I'd like to wade in with a pencil and a hefty dose of criticism and knowledge of proper scientific method."

Such a nerd. I still have a bad smell in my closet.

Joking around this morning Ulaven says "It's probably that mouse I stopped the cat from killing. It ran in there and died."

I say "Possibly, even probably, but not a certainty. Correlation but not causation." (nerd teasing.)

"We saw a mouse. I'd say high probability."

"I could go with that modifier."

Thing is, people with an agenda can manipulate data in such a way as to make it seem to point to the conclusion they were hoping for anyway. I'd want to see a few double-blind, multiple studies.

With respect to your olifactory closet assault....is it possible you have hidden mold? That shit can be really bad for your health, not to mention smell terrible.

 

[subdued_passion]

*waves* Hiya Rob!

*laughing and nodding*

'Tis the Literotica Way, m'dear!!

It's mostly everywhere. I have people telling me about this new thing and that new discovery and this research... without bothering to check source, sample size, duration of study... nada... Just the contrived result.

 

[subdued_passion]

I think LIBZ and DUMZ should be exported

Who are LIBZ and DUMZ and what world problem would it solve and where would you send them?

 

[Recidiva]

Thing is, people with an agenda can manipulate data in such a way as to make it seem to point to the conclusion they were hoping for anyway. I'd want to see a few double-blind, multiple studies.

With respect to your olifactory closet assault....is it possible you have hidden mold? That shit can be really bad for your health, not to mention smell terrible.

Yes. I would say that a lot of conclusions are suspect for "certainty."

For instance, I thought the evidence regarding autism being caused by vaccination was about as airtight as witches causing crop failure.

I also think that global warming is a 150,000 year long cycle that is triggered and caused by mysterious events that I know nothing whatsoever about, and I'd place a reasonably sized bet that not only isn't it man made, but we can't really do jack shit about it in celestial terms.

No, not mold, definitely decomp. If I start to show signs of Amityville Horror - themed dementia, I will try to find a sponsor.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The problem with the above statement is that you reserve the exclusive right, like most of your wingnut buddies, to define what "the truth" is.

This is why we laugh at you so often.

ROB? When you laugh it reminds most of us of Corky Thatcher amused by grass growing or dogs pooping.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I've eaten Canadian pussy and it has no maple flavor! The taste is like smoked shrimp...a tidge salty and fishy but not too much. Just right.

American women are like licking the dumpster down at the sardine packing plant.

 

[Aphro]

Yes. I would say that a lot of conclusions are suspect for "certainty."

For instance, I thought the evidence regarding autism being caused by vaccination was about as airtight as witches causing crop failure.

I also think that global warming is a 150,000 year long cycle that is triggered and caused by mysterious events that I know nothing whatsoever about, and I'd place a reasonably sized bet that not only isn't it man made, but we can't really do jack shit about it in celestial terms.

No, not mold, definitely decomp. If I start to show signs of Amityville Horror - themed dementia, I will try to find a sponsor.

Shhh, don't tell Jenny McCarthy...

Interesting that you point to global warming...I am reading a novel right now called State of Fear. It's a thriller/mystery, but the main storyline is global warming and an eco-terrorism group who try to manifest weather catastrophes around the world to get funding for their group, and bury the fact that the empirical data does not support global warming. You might like it.

Squirrel dead in your rafters? Mouse nest? If the smell is that strong, you'd think it would have to be larger than a rodent though. Those little buggers tend to just dry up and shrivel more than rot and stink.

 

[subdued_passion]

I've eaten Canadian pussy and it has no maple flavor! The taste is like smoked shrimp...a tidge salty and fishy but not too much. Just right.

American women are like licking the dumpster down at the sardine packing plant.

Reading this made me puke in my mouth a bit.


TMI

 

[Aphro]

I've eaten Canadian pussy and it has no maple flavor! The taste is like smoked shrimp...a tidge salty and fishy but not too much. Just right.

American women are like licking the dumpster down at the sardine packing plant.

It's taken me YEARS to achieve a level of comfort surrounding my "female flower" and it's accompanying taste/scent, and now I feel an all-encompassing need to go upstairs and scrub my crotch with Lysol and a bristle brush. Fuck!

 

[Recidiva]

Shhh, don't tell Jenny McCarthy...

Interesting that you point to global warming...I am reading a novel right now called State of Fear. It's a thriller/mystery, but the main storyline is global warming and an eco-terrorism group who try to manifest weather catastrophes around the world to get funding for their group, and bury the fact that the empirical data does not support global warming. You might like it.

Squirrel dead in your rafters? Mouse nest? If the smell is that strong, you'd think it would have to be larger than a rodent though. Those little buggers tend to just dry up and shrivel more than rot and stink.

Yes, there are lots of threads for me being called a Conservative suck up and how come I hate the Earth and why don't I have a heart.

Not really the point. The data is the point. I haven't found anybody who can explain The Data. Don't fucking show me another picture of a drowning polar bear or I will cease to regard you as an adult.

It is fading. Hopefully this will be over in a week or so. Mostly an annoyance but I'm also prone to migraines and "sick Reci" means "afraid of bad closet place."

 

[Recidiva]

It's taken me YEARS to achieve a level of comfort surrounding my "female flower" and it's accompanying taste/scent, and now I feel an all-encompassing need to go upstairs and scrub my crotch with Lysol and a bristle brush. Fuck!

Did you know that Lysol used to actually...recommend that? As part of a daily ritual of cleanliness

(podcast about bad advertising history)

 

[richard_daily]

Build a fence around Montana, let all the wingnuts move there, and have a go at trying to have their libertarian utopia.

Once it collapses (like 2 weeks later), go in and collect all their valuables, pay down the deficit, and the world would be perfect.

 

[subdued_passion]

Build a fence around Montana, let all the wingnuts move there, and have a go at trying to have their libertarian utopia.

Once it collapses (like 2 weeks later), go in and collect all their valuables, pay down the deficit, and the world would be perfect.

How would this help the rest of the world?



And more importantly, is Montana big enough?

 

[Recidiva]

Build a fence around Montana, let all the wingnuts move there, and have a go at trying to have their libertarian utopia.

Once it collapses (like 2 weeks later), go in and collect all their valuables, pay down the deficit, and the world would be perfect.

I would like to support an experiment like this.

Pick a decent island or patch of land that can be self supporting with reasonable amounts of effort.

Send all people who do not believe in taxes or government to that place, let them build their ideal society. Set up cameras and they can fund themselves by the pay-per-view if they wish.

If it works, they win.

If it doesn't...we have a great show to watch.

 

[Aphro]

Did you know that Lysol used to actually...recommend that? As part of a daily ritual of cleanliness

(podcast about bad advertising history)

This would not surprise me in the slightest!

Actually, it was the ads for this FDS shit that they used to advertise all over the place when I was in my teens that gave me my "issues"...see this girl? See how unhappy she is? She has the stanky vajayjay...but there is hope! Yes, buy our spray and cover up the scent of your malodourous crotch...men everywhere will thank you, and you can resume life as a happy person.
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