What's your No. 1 adult toy?

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

the computer after 10pm. before that it's my office.

 

[pleasteasme]

Assuming this is a non-sexual toy...ummmm, my computer or my truck.

 

[Guest]

 

[pleasteasme]

well, actually, i wasn't making that assumption

we're talking adult toy.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Well, oddly enough, it is the first toy I ever bought. Or, maybe I am just strangely attached to my "first."

 

[EJFan]

well, actually, i wasn't making that assumption

we're talking adult toy.

oh. sorry. i thought that "adult toy" just meant a toy for adults, not ADULT toy.

i'll have to see if i can think of one... be back later.

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

fuck, maybe i'm the one that's screwed up.

nothin' a little booze and pussy won't cure.

 

[pleasteasme]

nothin' a little booze and pussy won't cure.

I have a lonely bottle of cuervo and I have...well, you know.

 

[EJFan]

I have a lonely bottle of cuervo and I have...well, you know.

well... i don't KNOW, but i suspect.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[EJFan]

how about a little booze and a lot of pussy

i'll have to check but i THINK the proportions are left to personal preference.

 

[pleasteasme]

well... i don't KNOW, but i suspect.

Uh huh...

 

[pleasteasme]

are you saying a lonely bottle of cuervo and a lonely....well, you know?

Cat?

 

[Guest]

 

[pleasteasme]

ooooooooooook

It was funnier in my head.

 

[Guest]

 

[pleasteasme]

well, it was funny, but I was trying not to respond....well....like my previous post. I felt I kind I crossed a line that I don't usually cross....here or anywhere.

Ooops.

I'll put the line back.

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[pleasteasme]

too late. keith already snorted it up.

No wonder he fell out of the damn tree!

 

[midwestyankee]

Despite the risk that I'll be seen as an old fogey who insists that threads be about the title topic, I'd have to say that my number 1 adult toy is my phone. I use it to send mischievous emails, surf the internet, and take pictures of all sorts of things. One of my favorite tricks is to use the phone's camera and then immediately email the picture to someone who I think will appreciate it. I guess I could even play games with it, as there is version of Windows Solitaire on there, but I always lose at Solitaire.

 

[SweetErika]

I doubt I need to say it, but...

It's all about the Hitachi Magic Wand with Adult Attachments.

And now I just read we're not talking about that kind of toy. Uh, we have nothing that's typically a toy in the house. Silly Putty's still very versatile and cool, though.

 

[EJFan]

...but I always lose at Solitaire.

you just need to find an opponent who has lesser skills than yours... you'll win in no time.

 

[Eilan]

Is it pathetic that I'm less embarrassed to name my favorite sex toy than I am my favorite "toy" toy?