What's your kryptonite?

jezzilee

*cun~tastro~phe*
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I'm sure this wont be taken seriously...

Mine is bald men and brains (not with a little salt and pepper(

An educated person I can learn from
 
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A good single-malt next to a crackling fire. Sadly, it's too early for the scotch and too warm for the hearth.
 
Intelligent philosophical men. And honestly, blue eyes don't hurt.

And if they want to forever fuck up my pool game they'll be wearing drakkar. :eek:
 
If I said ANYTHING other than Redheads, 80% percent of the people I know would call me a damned lair!
 
Mine is an attractive woman who boldly expresses sincere and passionate sexual desire.

I once worked with a woman who wanted to date me but I was too hung up on not dating at work to give it a go. We used to hang out and drink sometimes and one night we started kissing but I stopped it very quickly and said we couldn't and I would walk her home (3 blocks). As we got close to her apartment, she stopped me and said "there's something you should know." She then grabbed my hand and shoved it under her dress so I could feel how sopping wet she was while staring me in the eyes. I've never had my resolve crumble like that in my life.
 
Sugarfree butterscotch candies. So yummi.

I recently finished an Atkins diet, and during that time I was often getting constipated.
My remedy - eat a whole packet of butterscotch candies in one go..
But watch those shits and don't go out, they can get pretty explosive and bad.
 
Mine is an attractive woman who boldly expresses sincere and passionate sexual desire.

I once worked with a woman who wanted to date me but I was too hung up on not dating at work to give it a go. We used to hang out and drink sometimes and one night we started kissing but I stopped it very quickly and said we couldn't and I would walk her home (3 blocks). As we got close to her apartment, she stopped me and said "there's something you should know." She then grabbed my hand and shoved it under her dress so I could feel how sopping wet she was while staring me in the eyes. I've never had my resolve crumble like that in my life.


I thought you were going to get a handful of dick under her dress.
 
Gosh, 90% of the GB men have all these gorgeous women throwing themselves at them in RL.
 
Wish I could say a great workout. But more like a campfire and a good bottle of red.
 
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