What's your favorite

[Balladeer08]

sexual appliance?


I used to ask this question years ago. Best answer was from a rather dull-witted girl, who possibly didn't understand the question.

Her answer: a toaster.

After trying to visualize how that works, I decided not to ask any follow-up questions.

 

[butters]

sexual appliance?


I used to ask this question years ago. Best answer was from a rather dull-witted girl, who possibly didn't understand the question.

Her answer: a toaster.

After trying to visualize how that works, I decided not to ask any follow-up questions.

toasted crumpets, anyone?

 

[bronzeage]

sexual appliance?


I used to ask this question years ago. Best answer was from a rather dull-witted girl, who possibly didn't understand the question.

Her answer: a toaster.

After trying to visualize how that works, I decided not to ask any follow-up questions.

Two or four slice?

 

[Balladeer08]

Two or four slice?

That was actually one of the questions I decided not to ask.

 

[mdbigdee]

I like the pop-up option myself.

 

[Balladeer08]

I like the pop-up option myself.

Do you suppose labia were involved?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

maybe she was a PopTart bro!

Stew

 

[Fata Morgana]

There's nothing quite like the hot iron of a panini press on your cuntflaps.

 

[Balladeer08]

maybe she was a PopTart bro!

Stew

I never thought of that. Perfect!

 

[Lancecastor]

sexual appliance?


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A woman who's had a few tequilas.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Weed Whacker

 

[Que]

sexual appliance?


I used to ask this question years ago. Best answer was from a rather dull-witted girl, who possibly didn't understand the question.

Her answer: a toaster.

After trying to visualize how that works, I decided not to ask any follow-up questions.

All that glowing, resistance heating? Hot!