what's your favorite fruit/vegetable ?

[naughtoldperv]

I that I get off on watching women insert various vegetables and fruit into their pussies. peeled bananas, of course, zucchini, and various other squash, cucumbers, and my favorite to watch inserted is a cucumber. Wrapped in a concom is kinda fun and makes it look more realistic. Anyone else into this?/ and any other 'things' that can be inserted for a turn on?

 

[Trimjob69]

I enjoy inserting any phallic shaped object into my asshole

 

[PleasePeesMe]

Recently

for a female Lit friend, I hollowed out and fucked a cantaloupe (rock melon). Advice; wear a condom. It feels great, but fuck! it stings later.

 

[ksmith475]

Watermelon

 

[PleasePeesMe]

What do you do with it?

 

[sexnovella]

Fruits

The ones that are shaped like dildos can be used like them.

 

[EquinoxRising]

I prefer not using a condom with veggies because I don't want a "realistic" look. I want the "OMG! That's a veggie!" look.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

I agree

And it feels fantastic. But the juice stings like fuck afterwards.

 

[EquinoxRising]

Heck, I don't even eat cantaloupe as I've never liked the flavor. I would have assumed being a melon the juice wouldn't sting since it's not acidic. Sorry to hear you had a bad experience.

(I know it's not "on topic" of fruits/veggies, but does add to a "stinging" experience I've had before... When I tried urethra sounds for the first time pure aloe vera was used as lubricant and the first time I peed afterwards it stung badly! )

 

[curl4ever]

I that I get off on watching women insert various vegetables and fruit into their pussies. peeled bananas, of course, zucchini, and various other squash, cucumbers, and my favorite to watch inserted is a cucumber. Wrapped in a concom is kinda fun and makes it look more realistic. Anyone else into this?/ and any other 'things' that can be inserted for a turn on?

I always heard that it was a good idea to NOT have vegetables in the house that were bigger than your cock. (Under the theory that your wife/girlfriend might get used to those instead and then your cock won’t feel as satisfying.)

- curl

 

[Tnt69]

I dont grow a garden for nothing! i love my Cukes, my corn on the cob my zucchini and anything else that is phallus shaped! And then serving them to my unaware guests......mmmm such a turn on!

 

[ontoit2]

I dont grow a garden for nothing! i love my Cukes, my corn on the cob my zucchini and anything else that is phallus shaped! And then serving them to my unaware guests......mmmm such a turn on!

I will never eat zucchini again without thinking of you like that! And I'm sure it won't have the same flavor either.