What's your catch phrase?

[Illusionz]

So, a friend and I were talking the other night and we got to talking about various catch-phrase type sayings people have. He and I have both used "Track star baby!" for a long time when we are going to (or normally would) run away from a situation. He also says "Shutup bitch" and can also make it sound like "Sonofabitch," "Sumbitch." So, my question to you, the literotica public, is simple. What's your catch phrase? And when do you use it?

"I'll be like a big-tittied bitch and bounce!" is one of my all time favorites. Just describes a situation when it's time to leave. And I know some people won't like it. LOL

So tell us yours!

 

[College_geek]

It's pretty lame, but I started using "snappage" in place of "oh snap" at the beginning of the semester. ^^() I haven't used it so much lately as there haven't been as many "oh snap" moments.

 

[Illusionz]

Snappage? Aight, that's a good one. LOL Come on, where are all the catch phrases that you people use?

 

[Found_her]

Mine: "It is what it is..."

 

[asian_princess]

I'm too lazy for whole sentence catchphrases, monosyllables work for me.

... as one person could attest, Appy and the word "No!" are on the best of terms... but that which makes the most appearance is, "oi!"... it can be used at your disposal for any number of situations, depending on the inflection...ie,

-short and sharp...as in... "oi! hot leather seat, bare bum...not good!"
- or a drawn out disappointed "oiii ... that's MY parking spot!", or,
- happy melty..."ooooooiii baby??, that's so sweeet".. or
- my personal favorite...happy shock/surprise! ..."oi!!!!!!...is that your penis in my butt??!"

 

[Illusionz]

Well, this died off quickly

 

[asian_princess]

"Well, this died off quickly"

probably not a catchphrase i'd use in bed with a new lover

 

[Illusionz]

probably not a catchphrase i'd use in bed with a new lover

LMAO. Actually, I once looked at a girl (Drunk and high, mind you) and said "Is it in yet?"

 

[asian_princess]

LMAO. Actually, I once looked at a girl (Drunk and high, mind you) and said "Is it in yet?"

is this our way of telling me you want a strap-on for christmas??

 

[Illusionz]

*bump*

 

[Illusionz]

is this our way of telling me you want a strap-on for christmas??

Nah, just my way of realizing I don't need to smoke pot. LOL

 

[mrtnmoon]

one of mine, used when I've done or said something kind of scatterbrained at work, is, "man, I gotta quit smokin' crack."

sometimes I follow it up with, "or maybe I need to smoke more."

 

[ShinigamiSama]

best one ever made
best Idea and worst Idea I ever had as well

'Digital-Sodomy yo'

describes everything and anything you can think of

 

[ShinigamiSama]

one of mine, used when I've done or said something kind of scatterbrained at work, is, "man, I gotta quit smokin' crack."

sometimes I follow it up with, "or maybe I need to smoke more."

or
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude... what where and how much man. Hook me up

 

[sassykat]

Mine is "fuck me running"

and I often get the reply..."take off"

 

[Illusionz]

Mine is "fuck me running"

and I often get the reply..."take off"

Fuck me Running is an old school one. LOL I first picked that up on an off-shore rig. You from Ohio?

And if Fuck Me Running isn't bad enough, when things get worse, you could always use Fuck me Running Backwards.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Mine is "fuck me running"

and I often get the reply..."take off"

they're missing the 'Eh?'!
unless they're american then they dont get the 'Eh?'

 

[Lorali82]

Fuck me Running is an old school one. LOL I first picked that up on an off-shore rig. You from Ohio?

And if Fuck Me Running isn't bad enough, when things get worse, you could always use Fuck me Running Backwards.

wow, grew up in Ohio, still haven't left, never even heard that before.


Mine: "If you think I'm too much of a lady to punch you in the face, you are sorely mistaken."

 

[Lorali82]

wow, grew up in Ohio, still haven't left, never even heard that before.


Mine: "If you think I'm too much of a lady to punch you in the face, you are sorely mistaken."

*Actually more of a motto now that I see it in writing.

 

[tash87]

my catchphrase

this bitch bites............hard

 

[bluebell]

Don't sit around with your thumb up your boo-boo

Good thread idea, Illusionz.
Gosh, there's such a pool to pick from, lots from movies, but my own personal one that is near and dear to my heart is "get the stick out." Which is what I say when I feel like people are acting as though they, well, have gigantic sticks up their backsides
Mostly used to address the stuffy, bitter, middle-to-elder-aged people who hassle retail employees for Yo-Yo Ma cd's which are obviously not benefitting their mental health in any way. Not that I'm speaking from past experience or anything...

I have a friend who always says she's "assed out like a fat chick in a thong" whenever she's in a bad situation.

If I'm feeling poetic and swear-y at the same time, I'll say "shit-ass mexico" which is from the movie Bad Santa, even though it wasn't used as a swear.
Probably not super creative, but...eh.

 

[KinkyDaisy]

Be good or be good at it.

Ive also always said "Fuck me runnin" and "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw".

 

[Hooper_X]

catch phrase: "Maybe this is the borderline personality disorder talking, but..."

 

[Guttergoddess]

Don't do anyone I wouldn't. Usually said as a goodbye to friends/coworkers...most people reply with "Well, that's a short list"

 

[Illusionz]

Come on, guys and gals! Let's get this place kickin'!