SusanJillParker
I'm 100% woman
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Here's your chance to shine. What's the best pick up line you've ever used on a woman or heard used on a woman?
A man walked up to me in a bar once and said, "I was going to get married tomorrow but then I saw you."
Wow! Even if that line was a crock of shit, it was original.
"I was going to get married tomorrow but then I saw you." My heart still skips a beat today.
Another good one was when a man asked me to jump up and down while I was wearing a low cut top. Being that I had already had a couple of drinks, I didn't immediately get what he wanted to see. Hey, what do you want from me? I was born blonde.
"Pardon me, Miss. Would you mind jumping up in down in place? I, um, just wanna see somethin'."
What he wanted to see were my tits bouncing up and down. Happy to oblige him, I continued jumping up and down until my breasts nearly popped out of my top.
You have one shot to make a good impression. Women give points for originality. This was the best pick up line I ever heard.
"Pardon me," he said looking at me while ignoring my girlfriends. "I'm sorry to bother you but would you mind walking across the street with me to the pet store? I need help in choosing which puppy to buy?"
Now this line was a winner. Only, instead of me just going across the street to the pet store, we all went across the street to the pet store. He ended up dating all three of my friends. I knew it was just a line when he didn't buy a puppy (lol). Two of my friends returned to the pet store and bought puppies.
A man walked up to me in a bar once and said, "I was going to get married tomorrow but then I saw you."
Wow! Even if that line was a crock of shit, it was original.
"I was going to get married tomorrow but then I saw you." My heart still skips a beat today.
Another good one was when a man asked me to jump up and down while I was wearing a low cut top. Being that I had already had a couple of drinks, I didn't immediately get what he wanted to see. Hey, what do you want from me? I was born blonde.
"Pardon me, Miss. Would you mind jumping up in down in place? I, um, just wanna see somethin'."
What he wanted to see were my tits bouncing up and down. Happy to oblige him, I continued jumping up and down until my breasts nearly popped out of my top.
You have one shot to make a good impression. Women give points for originality. This was the best pick up line I ever heard.
"Pardon me," he said looking at me while ignoring my girlfriends. "I'm sorry to bother you but would you mind walking across the street with me to the pet store? I need help in choosing which puppy to buy?"
Now this line was a winner. Only, instead of me just going across the street to the pet store, we all went across the street to the pet store. He ended up dating all three of my friends. I knew it was just a line when he didn't buy a puppy (lol). Two of my friends returned to the pet store and bought puppies.
