What's your Authors Hangout Writer name?

[Samandiriel]

Obadiah Jackmeoff

I think I'll save that for when I have to cut and run.

That's great!!!!

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Obadiah Jackmeoff

I think I'll save that for when I have to cut and run.

*writing name down for authorities*

And how much will that reward be for?

Q_C

 

[rgraham666]

*writing name down for authorities*

And how much will that reward be for?

Q_C

If I knew that, i would turn myself in.

I need the money.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Delilah Pokesawholelot

I'm related to Vella, Imp, and Lucifer!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Henceforth, the filthiest, smuttiest writer is granted immunity from trolls, along with this new pen name:

Ophelia Licksalot

Hilarious!

I think Rob's is my personal fave.

I'm gonna start prank calling people and asking is he's there.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Delilah Pokesawholelot

I'm related to Vella, Imp, and Lucifer!

Everyone seems to have siblings here but me. It's one big porno family, and here I am, a stroke-writing orphan watching the incestuous orgy by the fire through the frosted up window.

It's cold out here... It won't stop snowing... People throw eggs at me...

Rotten eggs.

No one loves me...

*sniff*



Q_C

p.s. Delilah... It suits you.

p.s.s. But I'm still crying... *Sniff*

 

[cloudy]

Henceforth, the filthiest, smuttiest writer is granted immunity from trolls, along with this new pen name:

Ophelia Licksalot

Hilarious!

I think Rob's is my personal fave.

I'm gonna start prank calling people and asking is he's there.

Sis!

(I laughed like hell when we were coming up with the name lists)

~Calantha Licksalot

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Everyone seems to have siblings here but me. It's one big porno family, and here I am, a stroke-writing orphan watching the incestuous orgy by the fire through the frosted up window.

It's okay, the Licksalot triplets will take you in and warm you up.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Real name:

Jolene Licksalot

Lit name:

Imogene Fuckmenow

 

[ElizabethWest]

Everyone seems to have siblings here but me. It's one big porno family, and here I am, a stroke-writing orphan watching the incestuous orgy by the fire through the frosted up window.

It's cold out here... It won't stop snowing... People throw eggs at me...

Rotten eggs.

No one loves me...

*sniff*



Q_C

p.s. Delilah... It suits you.

p.s.s. But I'm still crying... *Sniff*

Feeling like the red-headed stepchild are you? I'll claim you as a kissing cousin if that helps...

Now there was a matter of some chains, I believe...

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

It's okay, the Licksalot triplets will take you in and warm you up.

There are four of us now.

 

[Guest]

It's perfect.

And so are you, gorgeous.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Calantha Fancyfinger

or

Camille Pokesawholelott

 

[Black Tulip]

*buzzzzz*

What am I? Invisible?

I'm a Licksalot too.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

*buzzzzz*

What am I? Invisible?

I'm a Licksalot too.

Five licksalots...

I'm going to be very, very warm...



Q_C

 

[Guest]

I'm a Licksalot too.

Aren't we all?

 

[Guest]

 

[Black Tulip]

Lol

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*buzzzzz*

What am I? Invisible?

I'm a Licksalot too.

I was counting you, Cloudy and me. Now we have Crim too, so I must've missed someone else if we have five.

There's always room for Licksalots!

 

[Black Tulip]

Raphaella Clitiferingo

That makes you related to Mat.

 

[Black Tulip]

I was counting you, Cloudy and me. Now we have Crim too, so I must've missed someone else if we have five.

There's always room for Licksalots!

Yes, Angelicminx is a Licksalot as well.

 

[impressive]

We're gonna have to start a genealogy chart so that we don't inbreed.

 

[Guest]

We're gonna have to start a genealogy chart so that we don't inbreed.

But that category gets so many reads!

 

[logophile]

Fancy Fancyfinger at your service...

 

[Guest]