Whats With PMS?

[Thunder69]

I really think I am crossing the line, I know PMS isn't a funny matter. I sympathize with all the women that have a perpetual case of PMS < feeling I just painted a big bullseye on the back of my head>. Really, I got this email and I thought it was funny, so if I insulted anyone, please dont try to run me over with your car, kidnap my dog <take the dog, PLEASE> or tell my senile mother that I am a spy for Osama Bin Ladin. I Apologize, after a few laughs.





TOP 14 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR ~ Pass My Shotgun ~ Psychotic Mood Shift
~ Perpetual Munching Spree
~ Puffy Mid-Section
~ People Make Me Sick
~ Provide Me with Sweets
~ Pardon My Sobbing
~ Pimples May Surface
~ Pass My Sweatpants ~ Pissy Mood Syndrome
~ Plainly; Men Suck
~ Pack My Stuff
~ Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

 

[Mensa]

<slips quietly away before anyone even notices he was here>

 

[Thunder69]

<slips quietly away before anyone even notices he was here>

Don't worry about anything, I have on a bulletproof vest and earplugs

 

[freakygirl]

Was it necessary to post it in red?

Some of our members are sensitive to posts done in color.. especially bright ones..

Is there a possibility of you going in and editing it to be in black?


Please

 

[freakygirl]

<slips quietly away before anyone even notices he was here>

I see you!

 

[Bindii]

Don't worry about freaky girl (she has pms.....lol). Sorry Fg, just joking...and you are right about the colour thing.

Actually I only came here to see if there was a big group of men in here laughing......never know I might get lucky! I did spot one shady character slinking out of the room......

Your right PMS is not amusing, but as I don't have it right now I could see the funny side..lmao!

 

[Thunder69]

LMFAO

Excuse me, I had a tickle in my throat

 

[freakygirl]

Don't worry about freaky girl (she has pms.....lol). Sorry Fg, just joking...and you are right about the colour thing.

Actually I only came here to see if there was a big group of men in here laughing......never know I might get lucky! I did spot one shady character slinking out of the room......

Your right PMS is not amusing, but as I don't have it right now I could see the funny side..lmao!

No Bindii.. I don't have PMS.. it's not me that has a problem..I was thinking about someone else who is seriously bothered by bright colored fonts..

I'll pm her.. make her aware of it.. and she can put him on ignore and not have to worry about it..

 

[Thunder69]

No Bindii.. I don't have PMS.. it's not me that has a problem..I was thinking about someone else who is seriously bothered by bright colored fonts..

I'll pm her.. make her aware of it.. and she can put him on ignore and not have to worry about it..

Ignore?

 

[freakygirl]

Ignore?

yes, ignore... that's the only way for some people to avoid things.

I pmed her, and warned her about this thread. If she gets that before opening this thread, i doubt you will be put on ignore. Unless it becomes a regular thing.

You didn't know.. and I'm not jumping your ass. Nothing to worry about.. she's a cool lady.. and like I said.. I pmed her and warned her.

 

[Thunder69]

It will probably be buried within the hour anyway

 

[T.H. Oughts]

That's Me

~ Provide Me with Sweets
~ Pack My Stuff

*hold on... this happens all the time*

 

[Guest]

Re: That's Me

~ Provide Me with Sweets
~ Pack My Stuff

*hold on... this happens all the time*

All the time? I thought it was a monthly thing? now I am really really confused.

 

[Thunder69]

that was me.

Forgot to put my clothes on!

 

[seulreveur]

Even in the midst of PMS, I can laugh at this!

 

[J.B.]

Originally posted by Thunder69 I really think I am crossing the line, I know PMS isn't a funny matter. I sympathize with all the women that have a perpetual case of PMS < feeling I just painted a big bullseye on the back of my head>. Really, I got this email and I thought it was funny, so if I insulted anyone, please dont try to run me over with your car,I Apologize, after a few laughs.

It's ok I won't kill you... Sometimes the best way to get over your funk is for someone to point out that you're being a complete B*tch.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Originally posted by Thunder69


Psychotic Mood Shift

Yep, thats me right there

Dawn

 

[Thunder69]

Getting Nervous

The women are starting to fess up to be " bitches and having mood swings", I think they are conspiring to hang me. If no one hears from me.... She did it!!!!

 

[J.B.]

Re: Getting Nervous

The women are starting to fess up to be " bitches and having mood swings", I think they are conspiring to hang me. If no one hears from me.... She did it!!!!

Who me?
Never darlin' you're safe as long as you keep my fav. # in your nick...

 

[Thunder69]

Re: Re: Getting Nervous

Who me?
Never darlin' you're safe as long as you keep my fav. # in your nick...

Oh! ummm hmmmm ok? I trust you

 

[espressolover]

Pms

Don't worry...
I won't kick you for this thread..lol!

It's nice to pop in here and see something funny on it.
Especially when I am right in the midst of the blues, i.e. period time.

I usually hurt to badly to be mean...I'm just not up to it!


Smiling though the pain...

 

[J.B.]

Re: Re: Re: Getting Nervous

Oh! ummm hmmmm ok? I trust you

Was that sarcasm?

 

[Thunder69]

Re: Pms

Don't worry...
I won't kick you for this thread..lol!

It's nice to pop in here and see something funny on it.
Especially when I am right in the midst of the blues, i.e. period time.

I usually hurt to badly to be mean...I'm just not up to it!


Smiling though the pain...

I was going for the humor end of it, I am glad you like it. Feel better

 

[Thunder69]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Getting Nervous

Was that sarcasm?

uhhhmmm hmmm sarcasm? no never. Do you think I am that stupid? sheesh <innocently smiling looking for nearest exit>

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: That's Me

All the time? I thought it was a monthly thing? now I am really really confused.

If I only got to eat sweets once a month I would be real grumpy