Nothing at home, I'm using a laptop. But at work I have Mr. Dickhead. It's a little clay figure about 2 inches tall that is a penis pointing straight up, with a face on it. The base to steady it is the balls. If you look at it and KNOW what it is, it is very obvious. If you don't, most people just think it is a little do-dad. The trick is that Mr. Dickhead's name changes from day to day, depending on who is frustrating me at the time. There are 3 or 4 of us women in my department that have them. The sexual harrassment police haven't found them yet.