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What's the Weirdest thing you've ever done for the sake of getting laid?

I once told a girl about my syphilis before sex! I thought she might like the honest approach, but no.
 
hey

the strangest thing I've r ever done with hopes of getting laid.
Introduced this guy to the girl of my lusting, as she had the hots for him; after he turned her down I flatten two of his four tires and broke into his house... but she made it ALL VERY WORTH WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I threw a game of fussball.

I was winning and he was getting really peeved, we'd been dating for a few weeks and I wanted to get laid that night.

I got laid that night, but we got in a huge fight and never spoke to each other again.

I will never throw a game of fussball or anything else to get laid again :D
 
I helped wash up after a Church social.

It wasn't even my Church.

But it worked.
 
naughtycakes said:
I threw a game of fussball.

I was winning and he was getting really peeved, we'd been dating for a few weeks and I wanted to get laid that night.

I got laid that night, but we got in a huge fight and never spoke to each other again.

I will never throw a game of fussball or anything else to get laid again :D
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I find this personally offensive. As an average male with relatively few positive attributes, each and every base taken (to use a baseball euphemism, which I also find offensive) is the result of hard work. Attractive women, on the other hand, are carried around the bases on a gilded palanquin. Your patronization of me and my kind is, frankly, sickening!
 
naughtycakes said:
I threw a game of fussball.

I was winning and he was getting really peeved, we'd been dating for a few weeks and I wanted to get laid that night.

I got laid that night, but we got in a huge fight and never spoke to each other again.

I will never throw a game of fussball or anything else to get laid again :D
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huh? wha? i was distracted by your new AV. oh my...........................
 
WingedKiss said:
I've done a ton of weird things to avoid getting laid...like be myself.
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Sorry but that would not work with me.When my little head takes control, my arms grow much longer, my hair sprouts, my forehead recedes and I lose much of my language ability. There's a name for it. It's called being male.


Comshaw
 
Comshaw said:
Sorry but that would not work with me.When my little head takes control, my arms grow much longer, my hair sprouts, my forehead recedes and I lose much of my language ability. There's a name for it. It's called being male.


Comshaw
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I think that's called being Bruce Banner.
 
Once-ler said:
Meh, I hate having sex with the unwashed. I did it on a camping trip once and it was awful. Why do people do that? It's gross.
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Camping/hiking/backpacking sex can be very hot. I think the trick is to do it on the first night while you're both still relatively clean. :D After that, search for a creek or hot springs. Those are plentiful in my neck o' the woods.
 
McKenna said:
Camping/hiking/backpacking sex can be very hot. I think the trick is to do it on the first night while you're both still relatively clean. :D After that, search for a creek or hot springs. Those are plentiful in my neck o' the woods.
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In the outdoors with all the spiders and sticks and stuff?

*shudder*
 
McKenna said:
Camping/hiking/backpacking sex can be very hot. I think the trick is to do it on the first night while you're both still relatively clean. :D After that, search for a creek or hot springs. Those are plentiful in my neck o' the woods.
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I had just field dressed a deer.

It was fucking gross.

I hated it. I did it purely to be romantic.
 
When I was 16 I had this thing for a girl who went to one of those holy roller churches.

She was a PK and of course wasn't supposed to go out with kids who didn;t go to her church.

I used to talk to her all the time and I could tell she was into me, but was playing the good girl act and kept turning me down.

One day she says her church needed one more kid to be able to have a "bible quiz team" she said if I joined and we did well, she would go out with me

so for a month I studied the books of Galatians, Ephesians, Phillipians and Corinthians and we ended up getting to the quarter finals and she owned up and went out with me. on our second "date" which consisted of playing pool in my basement she let me fuck her on the pool table.
 
lovecraft68 said:
When I was 16 I had this thing for a girl who went to one of those holy roller churches.

She was a PK and of course wasn't supposed to go out with kids who didn;t go to her church.

I used to talk to her all the time and I could tell she was into me, but was playing the good girl act and kept turning me down.

One day she says her church needed one more kid to be able to have a "bible quiz team" she said if I joined and we did well, she would go out with me

so for a month I studied the books of Galatians, Ephesians, Phillipians and Corinthians and we ended up getting to the quarter finals and she owned up and went out with me. on our second "date" which consisted of playing pool in my basement she let me fuck her on the pool table.
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Maybe church's would prosper with that kind of initiative.
 
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