What's the Weirdest thing you've ever done for the sake of getting laid?

[Instant_Star]

I'm curious.

 

[chillywilly2]

Like I'm gonna confess to that one

 

[Tryharder62]

I thought if I got married I'd never have to worry about getting laid again!

Ahhhhaaahahahahaha

 

[r_mck]

Hung around with the school bike. Guess that's more "desperate" than "weird", but she was fucking mental.

 

[Busybody]

I thought if I got married I'd never have to worry about getting laid again!

Ahhhhaaahahahahaha

how did THAT work out?



for me


I got LAID more often in a week when I was single

Then 1 yr after I got married

 

[Tryharder62]

how did THAT work out?



for me


I got LAID more often in a week when I was single

Then 1 yr after I got married

I tried to convey uncontrolled laughter to show how that worked! Didn't work.

 

[Instant_Star]

I thought if I got married I'd never have to worry about getting laid again!

Ahhhhaaahahahahaha

Long distance relationships can do wonders for a lack of sex life.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Hunted local pawn shops & jewellers that were less than credible for a ring that a lust object had stolen. Got lucky and made a deal to buy it under the table no questions asked before it was melted down, and hung on to it until Valentine's Day.

She was 18 but her divorced & in the middle of a raging man hating bull dyke middle aged transformation/awakening (I nicknamed her 'Raging Bull') was sure as hell trying to make sure her little princess stayed away from evile penises for as long as possible. Well midnight on the "13th now technically 14th" after Raging Bull had gone to bed (haa haa that's why I picked the 13th, the element of surprise and caught her napping!) I had to climb up this awning/trellis over their front door, shimmy on window sills over three windows to my lust object's bedroom window, and climb in. All without making too much noise or going to jail. Then present her lost Grandmother's ring.


Yes, it was worth it.

 

[CandiCame]

I listened to an entire Jehova's Witness speal. Everything. Even the little workbooks.

 

[Instant_Star]

I listened to an entire Jehova's Witness speal. Everything. Even the little workbooks.

Did it work?

 

[CandiCame]

Did it work?

That was the first guy who ever actually fucked me- like full on anal. Yeah, it worked.

...and was weird. I mean, not the sex was weird, it was just weird because he had been trying to convert me like .02 seconds before. We dated for a long time and are still friends.

 

[Instant_Star]

That was the first guy who ever actually fucked me- like full on anal. Yeah, it worked.

...and was weird. I mean, not the sex was weird, it was just weird because he had been trying to convert me like .02 seconds before. We dated for a long time and are still friends.

D'awww.

 

[Wings]

I've done a ton of weird things to avoid getting laid...like be myself.

 

[palemoon2035]

I went to a Bible club meeting complete with refreshments and horrible "skits" about finding my Jesus. In the end, she was not impressed that I came.

 

[CandiCame]

I went to a Bible club meeting complete with refreshments and horrible "skits" about finding my Jesus. In the end, she was not impressed that I came.

That sucks.

 

[Instant_Star]

I've done a ton of weird things to avoid getting laid...like be myself.

Crazy is the best birth control.

 

[ivantheterrible]

in my 20's, in college, became friends with a chick who was 19. she was fucking nasty, but nice. bozo the clown hairdo, never changed her clothes, and washed maybe once a week. i got horny, got her to wash, and got laid. big mistake. she turned into a fucking crazy control freak.
last june a chick (38 years old and looked like she was 19) agreed to have sex only if it was a 3 way. another dude involved but no contact between us. yeah got laid, but it was just weird as hell. won't do that one again.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've done a ton of weird things to avoid getting laid...like be myself.

If I could bottle my personality, I'd put the birth control pill manufacturers out of business.

 

[CandiCame]

in my 20's, in college, became friends with a chick who was 19. she was fucking nasty, but nice. bozo the clown hairdo, never changed her clothes, and washed maybe once a week. i got horny, got her to wash, and got laid. big mistake. she turned into a fucking crazy control freak.
last june a chick (38 years old and looked like she was 19) agreed to have sex only if it was a 3 way. another dude involved but no contact between us. yeah got laid, but it was just weird as hell. won't do that one again.

Where are these hot chicks? I love three ways...

 

[ivantheterrible]

Where are these hot chicks? I love three ways...

a friend of mine was visiting here and she was with him. they went to their high school reunion. she's back in louisiana.

 

[CandiCame]

a friend of mine was visiting here and she was with him. they went to their high school reunion. she's back in louisiana.

Meh, I hate having sex with the unwashed. I did it on a camping trip once and it was awful. Why do people do that? It's gross.

 

[Wings]

If I could bottle my personality, I'd put the birth control pill manufacturers out of business.

God forbid our forces ever combine.

 

[JohnnySavage]

God forbid our forces ever combine.

I'm too old for you, but I'm flattered you are thinking of combining with my force.


(see what I mean?)

 

[Wings]

I'm too old for you, but I'm flattered you are thinking of combining with my force.


(see what I mean?)

Oh boy.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Bought tickets to Little Orphan Annie...


All the drugs, booze and dancing, of course, being more of a normative approach in the 70s and 80s...