What's the weirdest place you had a blowjob?

[frisky-leo]

hmm...

I gave one on the backseat of a Greyhound bus, while we were parked at a station, after snow had closed the roads. That was so much fun! He had to bite his shirt to keep quiet. There were about 6-8 other people spread out in the bus and once a guy walked right past us to get to the bathroom...
Oh, yeah... that is a great memory!

 

[head_slut]

Ooh, I love naughty blow job stories! Never fails to get me in the mood to give one!

I of course have never received one, not having the correct anatomical features, but the naughtiest one I have ever given was on my current boyfriend. He's the manager of a large retail store, and I stop by frequently after I get off work. I bring him dinner or a soda or whatever and we close the door to his office so that we can spend some time together.

Well, I have been trying for a very long time to get him to let me go down on him during store hours. (I've gone down on him more times than I count after-hours, but I wanted to live a little dangerously.) The warehouse in the back of the store borders on his office and there's a frosted-glass window between them, and that combined with the fact that one employee or another constantly needs him to come help with something, always deterred him from going that far.

One evening I was being my usual playful self and I was rubbing his cock through his pants, trying to get him to let me go down on him. He finally agreed! So I quickly whipped his cock out and started sucking and licking for all I was worth. It only took him about thirty seconds to cum, but we attributed that to the danger of getting caught making him so hot he couldn't hold his load. About ten seconds after he came, when he was putting his cock back in his pants, one of his employees knocked on the door and said they needed his help. Guess it's a good thing he didn't take too long!

Have had several other naughty BJ experiences, but that one is one of my favorites.

 

[farscapemonkey]

really naughty

my weirdest sexual moment....period. was when my girlfriend at the time asked me to accompany her and her family to a christian concert. after we got to the show and had been listening to the music for a while my girlfriend leaned over and whispered in my ear "im going to the bathroom...meet me outside in 5 mins." she left and i followed her a few mins later. when i got outside the womens bathroom she was waiting. she smiled at me...that naughty smile... she reached for my shirt and pulled me into the supply closet that was right next to the bathrooms. she then proceeded to go down on me. the crazy part was that as she was getting going...the concert had an intermission and about a hundred people rushed to the bathrooms. i could hear all the people passing back and forth about two feet from where my GF was sucking on my cock. i told her to slow down and wait till it was safer but she would not be detered. she just kept pumping and sucking till i told her i was close. then she sucked for all she was worth till i squirted into her mouth. we waited till the crowed had died down and then made a stealthy exit. when we got back her family asked where we had been.........i told them that i had gotten a phone call. they said that we had missed some really cool music...but...i think i got the better deal.

 

[Sterling]

Weirdest place I've had a blowjob? ... In MY mouth.

 

[soogirl123]

I Love giving oral in public... I think one of the funniest times was at a wedding. We were at the reception, and the drinks were flowing pretty freely. I was dancing with my date, and we were teasing each other, trying to work the other one up. At one point I took him by the hand and led him to what I thought was a closet. Turns out it was a service elevator. I started kissing him and ubuckled his belt.... got down on my knees and got down to business. Guess we were pretty caught up in it all, because it wasn't until we heard a voice say 'sorry' and the door close that we relalized we were busted. It was hard having to emerge all dishelved and face our audience... but it was well worth it!

 

[sba]

In a cinema watching "meet the fokkers!"

 

[Left_D]

I Love giving oral in public... I think one of the funniest times was at a wedding. We were at the reception, and the drinks were flowing pretty freely. I was dancing with my date, and we were teasing each other, trying to work the other one up. At one point I took him by the hand and led him to what I thought was a closet. Turns out it was a service elevator. I started kissing him and ubuckled his belt.... got down on my knees and got down to business. Guess we were pretty caught up in it all, because it wasn't until we heard a voice say 'sorry' and the door close that we relalized we were busted. It was hard having to emerge all dishelved and face our audience... but it was well worth it!

In an elevator? Guess that gives new meaning to 'going down'....

 

[Left_D]

There’s been a few interesting experiences but the one I”m thinking about now was back with a girlfriend at a concert a number of years ago.

The arena was full on the main floor and in the lower bowl but the upper bowl was pretty sparse. After a few beers, I asked my girlfriend - who wasn’t usually terrribly adventurous - if we could find a place for a quickie. She smiled and said she couldn’t do that but that she’d blow me if we could find a place. I motioned to the upper bowl and told her it looked pretty empty up there. Surprisingly, she said ok. We went upstairs and found a couple of seats in an empty section and she went right to work. We had a bit of company up there which was a turn-on. It wasn’t until the band’s lights came on for the audience to sing along that I noticed I wasn’t the only one getting head which was more of a turn-on!

 

[Denny1961]

hmmm . . the hotel sauna was good, but I think the lower level room at a vacation cabin on a lovely little lake would be the one. did I forget to mention that my wife and her husband were just an open stairway above us?

 

[conquen]

1979

I worked in a factory for a few months and there were huge stacks of cardboard boxes flat on pallets stacked up in the warehouse. I would climb up into the maze sometimes hidden from view and crank one out just to help pass the time at what was an incredibly boring job. Well one day one of the assemblers, a woman about 23 must have been trying to hide out as well and stumbled across this 17 year old kid (me) jeans down at my knees pumping away at my cock. I almost shit when I saw her. She looked just as suprised as I was. I quickly let go of my cock and it bobbed about aching to shoot. She grinned and asked if I needed "some help with that". I just stammered, she took a quick look around then sucked my entire cock into her mouth. I dont think I lasted a minute, it felt like I came a ton. She stood up and said "You better put that away." smiled and walked away.

 

[conquen]

1986

My x wife and I were on our way back from a holiday at a relative of hers. Her sister decided to ride back with us instead of her parents. Sis fell asleep in the back seat and the wife and I started fundling a bit. My x had my cock out and started going down on me when her sister woke up and asked where we were. My x sat up quick leaving my cock sticking straight up from my pants. Her sister, leaning on the back of the front seat looked down at my cock and started carying on. "You two are discusting...how can you do that with me in the car"....bla bla bla
I started laughing and asked her if she wanted some. She called me a pig. My x then got back at it and finished me off.

 

[texhud]

My x wife and I were on our way back from a holiday at a relative of hers. Her sister

Sounds like the sister-in-law wasn't much fun . . . . .

I had a very adventurous GF who gave me a BJ in the DFW airport parking garage with people walking by, in the ladies restroom of her office building (another woman came in while we were going at it), a couple of times she went under my desk and blew me while I was at work and on the phone, numerous times while driving, and the most dangerous was in a District Court room that was not being used but the Judge and his staff were in the offices in the back