What's the weirdest place you had a blowjob?

[Zidane]

Seriously? Mine would probably be in the movie theater with other people watching the movie. (a real one, not those xxx theaters) Yes, I know that is pretty tame. I'm sure there are wilder ones out there. For example, my buddy of mine had a blowjob in a elementary school classroom with a class in session in the next room over. Not sure if I fully believe him, but gives you an idea of weird, maybe you guys can probably have wierder stories.

 

[JOHNDEER44]

I dated Ginger for about 3 years. I was 23 she was 38. Lady was just a pure nymph. We went out to dinner at a restaurant one evening and the place was actually kind of busy. She got under the table and sucked on me for a good 30 mins. lol the waitress asked me where is your date, I'd say oh she had to make a phone call. She was blowing the piss out of me down below. I had alot of fun with her. I'd take her to the swing club and share her quite quite often.

 

[Warmslide]

The

kitchen at the in-laws house, while they were in the next room, talking with company!

 

[ltnsfr007]

How 'bout in a hot air ballon

(offered the guy $ if he didn't turn around)

 

[BigGuyPA44]

Sitting on the engine cover of her uncle's VW Bus with the tailgate open...while driving forest roads with her uncle driving and his friend in the passenger seat and her sisters sitting in the back seat. I think her one sister suspected what was going on behind her and the blanket. But the real surprise was the two people walking out a trail behind us, looking as we drove past

B

 

[zotique]

Park

Not weird, but a bit public.

A city park on a bench. There were trees, but people could appear any second. I kept a lookout as much as I could.

Oh. On a beach once too with no one else around at the moment.

 

[hetfan]

In an office behind our pressroom...with five guys operating the printing press on the other side of the wall and five more doing other bindery work in the immediate area. Oh yeah...the office was where the guys went to get their run information, so we could have been caught at any time.

Good times....

 

[tom3097]

In a hospital room.My ass planted against the door & my girlfriend on her knees.It sure did make my stay at the hospital much more fun!!!!

 

[ajs421]

Also in a movie theatre (not the XXX kind). It was a great experience.

 

[kdawgaz]

Samari Sam's

I was working at a grocery store and my girlfriend was working at the bank inside of the store. We went to lunch at Samari Sam's down from the store. There was nobody else there and after we finished our lunch, I said "How about a blow job, right here in the restroom", I grabbed her hand and led her to the girl's room before she could say no. Dropped my pants and she got on her knees and promptly sucked me off. I tried real hard to cum fast to make it easier on her. As usual, she swallowed it all. I let her go out first and waited for her to let me know it was safe to come out. We promptly left and went back to work

 

[fun_ks_guy]

some places

1) back of a school bus
2) high school restroom
3) at a speakers podeum on a stage with the curtains closed
4) on a set of pole vault pits
5) sitting on a dock at a lake with my gf in the water below me
6) my wife gave me a blow job while deer hunting
7) while talking to relatives on the phone
8) outside a bar at night with people walking to and from

 

[lycanthropedude]

I was working at a Lowes distribution warehouse...I loaded the trailers by hand, which gave me control on how it was stacked and loaded. I built a wall of boxes half way across the trailer, used a few boxes to make a seat. The day was slow, since the conveyor had broken down earlier. Many people were hiding or trying to look busy; management wouldn't let us leave on the odd chance that the central router would be fixed any second. I was using my 'room' for smoking cigarettes. I had just finished one and was coming out when a female friend of mine walked up.
"God, I need a cigarette. I'm starting to smell them."
I looked around real quick, noone was watching. I grabbed her by the hand and pulled her in. After her smoke, we sat there for awhile talking. One thing led to another, there was a blowjob, but that wasn't the most interesting thing that happened

 

[bethanyman]

horse drawn trailer, during a hay rack ride with a bunch of others,
lake shore drive on the grass in chicago after the sun went down

 

[bethanyman]

as you can see my old secrerary used to jack and blow me, I used to be on the phone and she would get under the desk and suck me off trying to break my concentration, the good old days

 

[scbigdog65]

There are places to get a blowjob other than your dick? Oh, wait, you meant location - I'm going with the balcony of the Township Auditorium in Columbia, SC during a Psychedelic Furs show.

 

[SilentRogue]

Think tank/lounge area at work. But since it was after hours, that's pretty tame. The coolest one was behind the screen at a movie theater I worked at, while a movie was being shown. The screens are usually perforated so air pressure changes due to HVAC coming on or switch off won't cause them to billow, distorting the picture. If you're behind a screen while a movie is being shown you can see through it and it's like the entire audience is looking right at you. Of course, they can't actually see you, but still, it's pretty freakin' wild. The blow job didn't last all that long, however, she wanted me to take her from behind so we could both look at the audience who was "looking" at us while I was fucking her.

 

[tnt69couple]

The movie theater!

 

[slowgo]

I gave a blowjob while at work (on call). No sooner had we finished up, when we got a call and had to go riding into the night to "save" the day!

 

[MykBard]

Hi,

Mine was in a wood......a married woman, almost old enough to be my mum!

Was best one ever!

 

[hornybloke]

Mine was in a small cave at a park with people walking past about 15ft away!

 

[Biggie74]

outside of my school during lunch,a few friends was ina circle so none would see in or think anything suspiccous she wrappd a blanket around us(love cold days)and kneeled

 

[jojodancer]

standing on the steps heading from the cockpit of my boat to the cabin..looking toward the bow...the top of me...chest etc...was visible to other boaters...but the woman was below...not seen...
hard to describe the logistics...but by the time i came...a small squall had come up...it started raining...wind picked up...but i wasnt getting out of the damn rain til i came...i started taking control of the whole thing...moving her face on me...a lil hair grabbing...the whole thing..
i just wanted to cum and get out of the rain...it was hilarious...but dammit it was the best head i ever got
but...i also learned that the woman i was with liked the idea of my taking control...she never knew that side of herself...

 

[bimori]

In the back seat of my GF parents car while on a trip with them . And yes they were both in the front seat . When I came I thought I would die .

 

[jojodancer]

wow...im getting flasbacks here...
the other...best...was in the backseat of my sisters old station wagon...
it was about 1972 or 73...some ofthe wagons then had a back bench seat that looked out the back window...
my sister and her husband were in the front/drivers seats...my mom (god bless her)was napping in the middle seat..
i was with my brother in laws aunt...i was 23/24 or so...she was about 45...we were returning from a wedding...she and i were a lil tipsy...
well...we got to playing around...teasing...then it got serious...when i came...trying to be quiet was a bitch!...later that night...at the hotel we were all at...(she was alone...recently divorced)we wore each other out...

 

[mxf2x]

back stage..Disney on Ice on the base of the It's A Small World float