Whats the strangest/wierdest thing you've done while sleeping?

[Cibo]

I know a few friends of mine that have slept walk and done a few weird things, like one ordered pizza on the phone and actully went to do the door, shut it and fell asleep against the door. He was wondering where the pizza came from until he got a phone call from the place asking him to pay for the pizza and he asked if he was asleep and the guy said that his eye's were barely open and was mumbling.

Heh, strangest thing I've done was yell and kick in my sleep...go figure.

 

[AzureAngel]

I woke up.

That was kinda scary.

And yes, this is most eventful story of MY sleeping.

 

[Sillyman]

I've woken up with some pretty gnarly scars that I know were not there the night before and if I fall asleep in a chair I will wake up on my knees with my head stuck in the seat.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

wandered into my parents room and curled up on the corner of the bed, and fell asleep.

 

[AmishPope]

wandered into my parents room and curled up on the corner of the bed, and fell asleep.

Wow that's odd Vixen that's the oddest thing I've ever done too. Except I don't live with my parents anymore.

Oh and they're dead.


And they were creamted.

 

[lickerish]

I have:

-snored
-talked
-started playing with myself
-this guy I was seeing said I clenched my fists, and in doing so, pinched him... tho I remember nothing of this.

 

[Azwed]

I have been told that I have slept with my eyes open on several occasions.

 

[proff]

Ive done alot of wierd shit in my sleep. When i was a kid some times I would wake up my folks screaming. Other times I dream Im on the phone and wake up with my thumb in my ear and my pinky next to my mouth.I talk in my sleep some.

 

[Cibo]

I have been told that I have slept with my eyes open on several occasions.

lol...hey dude...you awake? Dude? *shakes you* DUDE! Ah, you're awake!

 

[Guest]

 

[SexyChele]

The weirdest thing was having phone sex then setting the phone down in bed without hanging up. When I woke up the next morning, I wondered why the phone was in bed with me. Then my b/f called later in the day to "thank" me for helping him the night before.

 

[Cibo]

I snored so loud once I woke my self up scared to death!!

LOL! Ack, what was that noise?! Sounded like someone breaking in! *ducks*

 

[paphian]

Answered a middle-of-the-night support call from one of the staff at work. Diagnosed the problem. Assigned a few short tasks to do to solve it and said I'd wait on the line.

Woke up the next morning with the phone in the bed with me and no idea--at all--why. I had absolutely no recollection of having received a call.

When I got to work I took a lot of ribbing. They thought I fell asleep after I had said I'd wait.

But... it turns out I had been right. The problem was solved.

 

[Nathon_88]

Uhhh....walked OUTside, fell asleep on the porch, with the dog and cat piled around me.

 

[Azwed]

lol...hey dude...you awake? Dude? *shakes you* DUDE! Ah, you're awake!

A friend of me walked in on my one night after some very heavy drinking and though I was dead.

He all freaked out and was about to call 911 before i started moving.

 

[juicylips]

Wow...everyone has these wild tales of walking, talking and even phone sex!!

I have awakened in the middle of cumming. That is about as exciting a time I have while asleep.

JL

 

[MechaBlade]

A friend of me walked in on my one night after some very heavy drinking and though I was dead.

He all freaked out and was about to call 911 before i started moving.

LOL!

The weirdest thing I have done is moan on my way to sleep. It's weird because I felt myself moan, but I didn't mean to do it at all.

I also have hallucinated and seen things while waking up from sleep. But nothing actually weird while asleep.

 

[MechaBlade]

oh yeah, orgasm. But that's a given.

 

[Draco]

A little tale about a friend of Mine...

We'll call him Rick. Rick and his partner Penny were having a few problems. Rick called me up one night and says, "Draco, I need to get liqoured, that bitch is driving Me insane." Draco responds, "Righto Buddy, I'll be there in half an hour, We'll hit some clubs and take your mind off her for a while." So, Draco picks Rick up at a pre-determined location (To avoid the wrath of Penny {redheaded & Irish}). We hit the town and Rick REALLY ties one on. Talk about drink bourbon till you cant stand up anymore.

So, to cut a long story short. Draco returns a very happy Rick to his humble abode. Rick fumbles in pockets and slurs "Cant find keys, Dont wanna wake Penny, she'll kill the pair of Us.." Before banging very loudly on front door. Penny opens the door a few moments late and GLARES at Rick, "You're Drunk, sleep on the couch, asshole." She glares silently at Draco with one of those "I can freeze time with a look" stares and motions me to the front door (meaning..."dont let it hit you in the ass as you go out it")

Draco makes his departure-safely. Halfway home in the car, Draco find Ricks keys and wallet on the seat. I vow not to return them just at the moment, deciding to wait for the morning when Penny has calmed down a little.

Early the next morning Draco arrives at Rick and Pennys house and knocks on the door. Penny answers and is rather cool towards Draco. "Just returning the drunkards keys and wallet" I meekly offer. Penny replies, "He's in the lounge. on the couch."
Draco goes into the lounge and theres a pile of clothes on the floor but no Rick. "Um, he's not here...Penny" "Bullshit" comes Pennys reply, "He must be there." "NO Rick, just his clothes" comes Draco's answer. I make my way out of the lounge, heading to the kitchen to make coffee's, I look into the open door of their roomates room and heres Rick, sound asleep in Rays bed, with Ray. Stark bollock naked to be exact.

POOR RICK, this happened over ten years ago, but we never let him forget it..and to answer the obvious question here. Yes, Rick and Penny are still together. This is a true story, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.

 

[lovetoread]

After one of the many late night phone sex calls that at one time I was receiving,I woke up,my heart beating so fast and hard,thinking that I fell asleep while on the phone with him.

I popped up,thinking I had to hang up the phone or his bill would be out of this world,only to find that the phone was hung up.

Sheesh felt real stupid too.

Oh and as a btw,I sleep with my eyes open too,as do my children.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I used to sleepwalk all the time when I was a kid. Most of the time I didn't wake up and so have no memory of it. One time I did wake up, though: I walked outside one night in the winter and slipped and fell into a snowdrift. When I woke up, my dad was picking me up, and I couldn't understand why he'd have taken me outside to play in the snow without my coat.

 

[Wiggles]

My boyfriend and I both talk in our sleep. Sometimes I'll wake up shortly after we've been having a sleep talk conversation, and say What?? The conversations usually go something like, garumph...aahnoo...heh....hmmm? Yeah, they're pretty weird.

The only other thing is that sometimes when I'm drifting off to sleep I'll hear a high pitched yell. I used to hear children giggling, thank God that stopped, freaked me out to no end.

 

[Quisath]

Dayummmmm.........

Well, I had this dream of being at the Fair and I remember my THEN love of Cotton Candy. I stuffed myself sick with it......................................................I woke up the next Moning and I could not find MY PILLOW. Holy Sheeeet.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Well there was the 1.5 hr phone conversation that I slept through, apparently I was quite witty and intelligent though and I asked interesting questions too, got an email the next day with the answers but damned if I knew the questions, I just thought the guy had gone fruitloops on me until he said I had asked when we were on the phone, followed by a lengthy argument about the fact that I had not talked to him on the phone which I lost when I looked at the caller ID.

Now the first thing I tell anyone I give my phone number too is to make sure they tell me to get out of bed so maybe I'll wake up. Taking barbituates is so much fun.

Dawn

 

[wizbit9]

I have woken up once to find i was pissing in my laundry basket and also woke up once to find myself pissing on my parents bedroom door (not amused parents)

My ex used to sing nursery rhymes in her sleep at the age of 20 (very cute)