What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Wouldlovetoo]

I haven't gotten any sexy comments yet, but the day is young...ish LOL

You are a beautiful woman, with sexy pouty lips.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

A woman sent me a message saying that a description I sent her was still making her breathless and shuddering...

 

[Sunlover102]

Nothing directly.
But a beautiful conversation definitely.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I'm a volunteer firefighter and our humour is a bit on the rough side. We had a training and I was point.
"That hose is thicker than the one at home, girl, right? Nearly as thick and hard as mine." said our fire engineer to me.
My reply was
"Yes, you are right. But the one at home doesn't need a pump to get hard, like this one does. Or yours."
Guess who was the laughing stock for the rest of the day.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

It wasn’t sexy directed at me but it was hot to hear. My sister in law and I were talking about how sexual our 40’s are and she told me she loves it when her husband chokes her just a little and tells her she’s a good girl.

While I don’t share either of those preferences, I spent the morning seeing them both in a whole new light. It was fun to think about how spicy they’ve gotten, because it did not used to be that way.

You don't want to be chocked by her husband?

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

You don't want to be chocked by her husband?

Nah, not into the choking but also not into the husband. He’s delightful but has one of those beards that reaches his chest. Too much.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm a volunteer firefighter and our humour is a bit on the rough side. We had a training and I was point.
"That hose is thicker than the one at home, girl, right? Nearly as thick and hard as mine." said our fire engineer to me.
My reply was
"Yes, you are right. But the one at home doesn't need a pump to get hard, like this one does. Or yours."
Guess who was the laughing stock for the rest of the day.

During my fire training for work, we had this woman training with us. We asked her to find and grab a 6-inch hose. She came back with a 4 inch hose.

"That's not what we asked for?"

Her response? "Yes it is. All my life I've been told that this is 6-inches..."

 

[Meekly_Anna]

During my fire training for work, we had this woman training with us. We asked her to find and grab a 6-inch hose. She came back with a 4 inch hose.

"That's not what we asked for?"

Her response? "Yes it is. All my life I've been told that this is 6-inches..."

Or sizes are A, B, C, D and F.

 

[Firecracker]

"Don't ever underestimate how sexy you are."

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Your pic is freaking hot.

 

[subdudeme13]

Your pic is freaking hot.

I double that! Scorching hot.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I double that! Scorching hot.

Thank you.

 

[Lorelei907]

That I look pretty right before leaving home for work. Not sexy, I suppose, but it made me feel sexy and good about myself.

 

[SusanHoward]

That several of his friends would pay just to watch me wash my car again!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I have "boss bitch" energy.

 

[Sunlover102]

Good morning, Dragon.
Made me smile so so much

 

[TongueLust]

"Stop! I'm sending them to clean for you."

 

[rd563]

Would you like those beans ground?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"What a fucking day."

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

From my bestie.. "Love you, my little vengeful weirdo."

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"A+"

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

"I like spreadsheets too!"

 

[barefootgirl69]

"Take off your bra."

(I was getting an xray)

 

[Sunlover102]

"Fuck off. You're in the way"

 

[Mebtaz2000]

“Can I kiss it and make it better. “Unfortunately it was my male ego that got squashed. Not sure how you kiss the ego.