What's The Sexiest Thing Somebody Told You Today?

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dirty, nasty, kinky-- let's hear it!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'I'm going to think of you when I fuck her next... whisper your name into the pillow.'

 

[elli1]

'I'm going to think of you when I fuck her next... whisper your name into the pillow.'

that's so wrong

 

[DesEsseintes]

Someone told me they were thinking of voting UKIP. That was fucking filthy.

 

[sweetsauce]

"I'm going to fucking devour you" .... very very nice

 

[elli1]

the only person i've talked to today is my mother, so....

 

[Thandi]

You smell like Vicks vaporub. Mmmmmm

 

[elli1]

You smell like Vicks vaporub. Mmmmmm

sexy childhood memories!

 

[OxfordDon]

"I taste good in the mornings"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

sexy childhood memories!

sexy childhood memories? that's so wrong.

(Vicks, haha)

 

[Ginger41]

"you have a body made for fucking"

 

[suckonsimon]

"You will delete this, won't you darling" on the end of an email from my lovely at work, sent to my desk computer which others use.

 

[ydahecnot]

"Oh you'll do, until he comes back to Lit."

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

"Oh you'll do, until he comes back to Lit."

LMAO

I bet that made you cum hard.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

'And just to be clear, your ass is sexy as fuck.'

 

[emsway]

That they like my sense of humor.

 

[SweetSam42]

That I have a lovely smile.

 

[Saudade9]

You smell like Vicks vaporub. Mmmmmm

Lolol

 

[Setanta84]

That she wouldn't go easy on me while sucking my dick.

 

[DirtyLaura]

my walk is erotic

 

[The_Nic]

Nothing dirty or sexy today unfortunately.

 

[ydahecnot]

"I'm no size queen. I'm talking to you, aren't I?"

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

No one ever tells me stuff like that IRL...just on here. And unfortunately, nothing today.

 

[janeyl]

That I'd better be ready tonight for a long session and a big load...

 

[Anaconda man]

"Thanks for last night, its nice to meet someone who wants me for me, not for just the physical thing. Your a gentleman, but that doesnt mean you have to leave me on my doorstep wanting more every dare! I want it to!! xx "

I think her predictive text turned date into dare...