What's the ideal thread length?

[Devinter]

At the time of writing this, this thread has but one post. What is the ideal length? When is enough actually enough?

Also, when you see it..

 

[onehitwanda]

oh fuck you it's a snake isn't it

 

[Devinter]

oh fuck you it's a snake isn't it

It is not. Look closer!

 

[StillStunned]

I want to point out how much I love sleeping cats, but it's time to derail this thread. What's everyone's favourite cocktail?

 

[CyranoJ]

Long Island Iced Tea. But not too Long. That can be uncomfortable.

 

[MrPixel]

A reptile, yes. I see it.

As to ideal thread length, whatever is comfortable to the recipient and exacts the most pleasure.

 

[StillStunned]

Long Island Iced Tea. But not too Long. That can be uncomfortable.

I think most women prefer a Thick Island Iced Tea.

 

[Bamagan]

The ideal thread is as long as Schrodinger's cat whilst still in the box, not asleep in a lumber pile.

 

[samhasstories]

Is that like one of those magic eye things? I never could see those...

I'm told the average thread is somewhere around 5 inches, but I've always been skeptical. I've always wondered if those statistics were published by men with 6 inch threads.

edit: I see it now.

 

[EmilyMiller]

At the time of writing this, this thread has but one post. What is the ideal length? When is enough actually enough?

Also, when you see it..

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It’s me ripping my eyes out after it is revealed to me that my husband is actually my father.

What’s my prize?

Em

 

[StillStunned]

It’s me ripping my eyes out after it is revealed to me that my husband is actually my father.

What’s my prize?

Em

There's probably some Star Wars fanfic about just that scenario.

 

[Bamagan]

It’s me ripping my eyes out after it is revealed to me that my husband is actually my father.

What’s my prize?

Em

You win: a baby/sister! I'd almost say half-sister, but really she's more like 75%.

 

[EmilyMiller]

There's probably some Star Wars fanfic about just that scenario.

Favreau is working on it. Likely title: The Sophoclitian.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

At the time of writing this, this thread has but one post. What is the ideal length? When is enough actually enough?

Also, when you see it..

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if this is not being able to see the trees for the wood then I'm going to stab you.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

if this is not being able to see the trees for the wood then I'm going to stab you.

Please don't stab him, he's quite lovely to have around.
And cleaning up blood is icky.

 

[onehitwanda]

And cleaning up blood is icky.

I wouldn't know, I usually just leave it there as a warning to the next clever boggins.

 

[SimonDoom]

It's a Nazi, isn't it? Hitler is somewhere in that woodpile.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

It's a Nazi, isn't it? Hitler is somewhere in that woodpile.

Godwin's law has entered the chat.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I wouldn't know, I usually just leave it there as a warning to the next clever boggins.

I think the important question here is what is the precise relationship between cats and woodchucks?
Can they indeed all just get along?

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

For the life of me I cannot find what a I'm supposed to find. Length plus a photo of a lot of wood, so it's a cock isn't it? Like there's a cock hiding in all that wood.

 

[StillStunned]

For the life of me I cannot find what a I'm supposed to find. Length plus a photo of a lot of wood, so it's a cock isn't it? Like there's a cock hiding in all that wood.

Wrong sex.

 

[onehitwanda]

That fucking cat is voodoo. It took me till now to see it.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I found it but was so confused by @EmilyMiller's Sophoclitian reference I forgot where it was.

 

[Seadog777]

The ideal thread is as long as Schrodinger's cat whilst still in the box, not asleep in a lumber pile.

Careful, you'll break Penny's brain again. LOL.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

That fucking cat is voodoo. It took me till now to see it.

And you will never be able to unsee it. Tis the curse of the dreaded wood pussy.