Whats the funniest moment in your life.

[Gingersnap]

I was thinking the other day of the strange and unusual things that have happened to me. I have been in my car and charged by a bull (he kept this up for over two hours). I went to lean against a post that wasn't there and fell to the floor in front of an entire room of people during grand rounds. But I think the funniest one was the night I was coming home from a dinner party and the cops stopped me.
They approached me on both sides of the car told me to put my hands up and then pulled me from the car. I slipped on the ice damn high heels and fell on top of the cop. I started to laugh so hard it was impossible to get up. He was pissed off and hauled me up still giggling like a loon.
BTW I always laugh when I am nervous. I was then questioned and my car searched. I kept asking what I had done wrong and they told me a car and woman matching my description was seen leaving a robbery site. Needless to say I started to laugh again and it was only when they called the home I was coming from that I was allowed to go on my way still
laughing about the whole thing.

My question is this what was the silliest situation you have ever had happen to you?

[Edited by Gingersnap on 07-24-2000 at 06:33 PM]

 

[Xander]

Oh boy Ginger. There are so many. Now let me see......
Could it possibly be the time where I dived into a public swimming pool, from one of those really high diving boards, Only to find my swim shorts floating 5-6 feet away from me when I resurfaced.
Of course the pool was massively populated that day. A true classic.

Oh maybe it was the time (note I cannot remember this myself) where I was lying on a car, stoned and drunk, in front of the local police station. Singing the Danish version of "In the jungle". I woke up in the police detention cell.

Oh maybe it was the time where I was trying to impress a girl. Being a smart ass and all. Half running next to her. Only to run right into a very hard street light and knocking myself out cold.

No. Now I know. The most funny/embarrasing moment of my life, must have been after I had played an open air gig, and went into the, at that time, empty backstage area with a girl. Went into one of those oversized closets back there with her and hard wild and loud sex. Only when I open the closet door again, the backstage area was filled with people cheering at us. Doh!

[Edited by Xander on 07-25-2000 at 06:26 AM]

 

[Gingersnap]

LAMO thanks Xander that was great!!

 

[Shylady]

ummmmm does getting your dress caught in your pantyhose in the bathroom in church then walking to the sanctuary like that count? omg still cringing over that one

 

[Gingersnap]

LOL Yes shylady it sure does. I was doing CPR once and while standing on the stool doing compressions a coworker cut the tie on my scrub dress. I learned then to never wear the dresses again. Oh and shylady I wasn't wearing a slip. We be sisters on this one...

 

[CreamyLady]

I suppose the silliest moment of my life was when I was leaving a USC/Arizona State football game and suddenly found myself airborne. I fell a good seven rows, and landed, full length, against the top row of seats on the next tier down.

I remember sitting up, wondering how in the hell I'd got there, and all kinds of people running toward me, everyone screaming, "Are you all right? My God -- are you all right?"

I tried to say, "Yes, I'm fine," but all that came out was "HEEEEEEE." I had the air knocked out of me, and I sounded like an inflating bagpipe. That struck me as funny, and I was laughing -- without making a sound! -- when my dad finally got to me and asked, "My God -- are you all right?"

"HEEEEEE."

I couldn't stop laughing, and it took forever to stand up. Everyone kept yammering, and I kept trying to say I was fine, but all that came out was "HEEEEE."

I don't quite remember how we got back to the car, but even though I hurt I laughed all the way home. So did my dad.

 

[Endlessly]

Oh my.. There's a lot of things, I don't know how humerous any of them are.

I'd just pulled off staying up for 36 hours straight and was heading to my first morning class with my friends. It looked like I was going to be early so I turned to my best friend and asked, "What time is it? I'd check my watch but it's in military time and I don't have the energy to subtract."

She laughed and smacked me. Think about it.

And then there was the time I returned from Spring Break to find my fundamentalist-christian friends had cleaned my room from top to bottom, prominently displayed my sex toys (and the empty boxes for some of them.. which was even MORE embarassing) and found that one of the guys in my dorm, who helped clean, had stolen one of my favorite pairs of underwear.

At least, I HOPE it washim.

 

[Expertise]

Endlessly the funniest part of that post is the question that it raises.

Why are roving bands of christian fundamentalist cleaning your room and displaying your personal entertainment devices not to mention stealing your unmentionables?

 

[Endlessly]

*L* The guy was not a fundimentalist Christian, BTW.

See, the funny thing was-- and still is-- that my friends thought I was exactly like them; all pure and innocent and such. They never dreamed I had any sex toys, and they prominently displayed them in my room (I'm assuming) as a joke and to embarass me when I returned from Spring Break with my friend Jennifer who was staying in my room, and who (I think they assumed, wrongly) would also have not had a clue that I owned these things.

(Jennifer helped me pick them out specifically for the trip. *L*)

The FUNNIEST thing of all.. My friends have never once mentioned the interesting items they found when cleaning my room to me.

 

[Gingersnap]

LMAO Endlessly you are a hoot.

 

[Endlessly]

*grin* Thanks, Ginger. Some things I forgot:

-The time all of my friends and I stole the Dean of Student's severed head, took pictures of it all over campus with a friend's digital camera, and held it for ransom, E-mailing him with pictures both from around campus and digitallyt altered by yours truly. And then there was the website we set up for it.. http://adventures-of-terry.8m.com/ it got blocked by the school because we made the mistake of emailing the URL to every person with a college E-mail address.

-The time my friends and I all stood up in the cafeteria of our college when the Dean walked in and shouted, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." (He bears a striking resembelance to Count Rugen.)

-And lest we forget.. The friday before finals when I snapped. I got up at 6 AM, went to a friend of mine who's majoring in theatre to do my makeup, and went to classes the entire day dressed like an elf. Ears and all. Whenever anyone asked me what the fuck my problem was, I wiggled my fingers, giggled impishly, and ran off.

I never said I was sane.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

My son (5) was told by my wife to come out and tell me that she'd finished making the bed. He appeared before me with a towel fashioned like a toga, bowed low with a sweeping hand gesture and said soberly, "The bed is ready, my King."

I laughed for two days.

 

[Carl East]

The story I am about to relate, is the truth, only the names are false to protect the innocent. There was this lad, whose name was John, one day John got out of the bath and proceeded to get dressed. He pulled his trousers up, then the zip went straight over his foreskin. He bit his tongue, while screaming for his father to extricate his cock from this very painful predicament. It's very funny today, but it wasn't at the time. Not that I would know of course.LOL

Carl.

 

[Endlessly]

*LMAO*

Dixon, you WOULD raise a child who would do that.

Ever hear of Tom Lehrer, the guy who wrote Poisoning Pidgeons in the Park? My mother used to dance around the kitchen with me in her arms when I was little and sing "I hold your hand in mine." (It's a song about a guy who kills his girl and keeps her hand as a souvenir. It's hillarious.. "The night you died, I cut it off, I really don't know why\ But every time I kiss it, I get bloodstains on my tie..") Nibbling on my fingers as she danced and everything.

Explains ALOT.

 

[Skibum]

LOL Yes shylady it sure does. I was doing CPR once and while standing on the stool doing compressions a coworker cut the tie on my scrub dress. I learned then to never wear the dresses again. Oh and shylady I wasn't wearing a slip. We be sisters on this one...

Is this how health care professionals treat a patient who is not breathing? Come to think of it, I can't think of a better way to be revived!