What's the deal?

[Shock Chick]

I'm new here and I just signed up. I clicked the link from my e-mail and it took my to the user control panel thingy and there was a message there to me from some guy wanting me to go and look at his cock pics.

I just wondered if that was the usual welcome for newbies around here?

Shock Chick

 

[minsue]

Ah, the welcome committee. I'd forgotten about the PM I got the first time I posted.

I do hope you gave a right and proper critique of the pics.

Welcome to Lit!

 

[Guest]

Hi Shock Chick,

Welcome to the AH! No, that isn't the usual welcome, at least I don't think so!

What do you mean, "to go and look at his cock pics"? Who? Where? No, I am not interested in seeing them, just not quite sure what you mean.

Anyway, have fun! Don't let that put you off.

Lou

 

[minsue]

Hi Shock Chick,

Welcome to the AH! No, that isn't the usual welcome, at least I don't think so!

What do you mean, "to go and look at his cock pics"? Who? Where? No, I am not interested in seeing them, just not quite sure what you mean.

Anyway, have fun! Don't let that put you off.

Lou

I'm fairly certain I know who she means, Lou. Ignore him, Shock Chick, he'll go away.

Have another flower.

 

[Shock Chick]

Thankyou Minsue and Tatelou, I don't mind. I'm not a prude or anything like that I was just a bit surprised. His cock didn't look very interesting anyway.

Shock Chick

 

[NoJo]

Shit -- I wuz cheated. I never got a PM on my first post.

 

[Shock Chick]

Oh yes. Sorry Tatelou I forgot your question. He sent me a PM with a link in it to another thread on these boards. Where I can find more of his cock pics I suppose I didn't go there.

Shock Chick

 

[Guest]

Shit -- I wuz cheated. I never got a PM on my first post.

Hmmm... Sub Joe? Shock Chick? Sub Joe? Shock Chick? Duh.

P.

p.s. welcome, Shock Chick.

 

[Shock Chick]

Thankyou Perdita.

Hello Sub Joe.

Shock Chick

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You were lucky. I was invited to see pussy pics.

 

[Guest]

You were lucky. I was invited to see pussy pics.

Aw, Flicka, was the invite from Sub Joe? Mine was.

P.

 

[NoJo]

Unless this is a punchline of a very strange joke:

Fatal error: Call to undefined function: query() in /home/literot/literoticanet/literotica/newclasses/classMember.php on line 137


I'd guess that it's funny-not-so-funny.
I get it on page http://members.literotica.com/members/login.php

The above was my first post, way back in nineteen hmm-hmm.

What a young fool I was (sigh)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Welcome, Shock Chick. Never fear the cock pic brigade! They flare up like hemorrhoids now and again in my PM box.


...anyway, welcome to the AH and enjoy your stay. I'll give you 'till 25 or 50 posts before dropping nudie photos of my own in your box.

~lucky

 

[concrete]

It was'nt me Shock Chick , but I'll send some pic's of mine if you want...welcome

 

[NoJo]

...anyway, welcome to the AH and enjoy your stay. I'll give you 'till 25 or 50 posts before dropping nudie photos of my own in your box.

~lucky

It's a conspiracy, I tells ya. Nada, after over 1,000 posts, dammit!

 

[Shock Chick]

No but thanks for asking. More than the other guy did.

Hello Lucky I wouldn't mind some from you!!!!!

Shock Chick

 

[Guest]

jut for you, Jose:

in her cuppa

P.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Joe: There is an entire thread for conspiracies. Perhaps if you take your complaints over there, one of my voices might hear you and decide to put up an appropriate AV.

Shock Chick: Stick around. Every now and then Minsue's able to talk me in to things I wouldn't normally do.

(can I venture a guess as to whom was probing your box so early? horny_male_slut has been going crazy around here lately.)




~lucky

 

[Guest]

Hey, I've never had any of those, Lucky! Maybe I need some lessons from Mindy.

Shock Chick, don't let the horny buggers round here put you off, they're all harmless really.

Lou

 

[minsue]

Joe: There is an entire thread for conspiracies. Perhaps if you take your complaints over there, one of my voices might hear you and decide to put up an appropriate AV.

Shock Chick: Stick around. Every now and then Minsue's able to talk me in to things I wouldn't normally do.

(can I venture a guess as to whom was probing your box so early? horny_male_slut has been going crazy around here lately.)




~lucky

You don't even know the woman and you're asking who's probing her box?!?! Good lord, Lucky!

- Mindy

ps lucky, if you're looking for an appropriate AV, you've got mail

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You don't even know the woman and you're asking who's probing her box?!?! Good lord, Lucky!

- Mindy

ps lucky, if you're looking for an appropriate AV, you've got mail

Hey! If someone asks, "What's the deal?" I'm going to tell them!

And then I'm going to get down to the good stuff.

~lucky

Okay, I'll toss a wrench in the works. Min...you choose: Original, Orange, Contours, Paint or Sketch?


Lou Lou: Don't feel left out, gorgeous. I was hoping to show you in person.

 

[minsue]

Hey! If someone asks, "What's the deal?" I'm going to tell them!

And then I'm going to get down to the good stuff.

~lucky

Okay, I'll toss a wrench in the works. Min...you choose: Original, Orange, Contours, Paint or Sketch?


Lou Lou: Don't feel left out, gorgeous. I was hoping to show you in person.

Decisions, decisions. I love the original, but I like the sketch, too. I'm just not sure.

Shock Chick - I'd like to take a moment to apologise for the threadjack. I wish I could say this was an unusual occurence, but it's not.

Have another flower?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Decisions, decisions. I love the original, but I like the sketch, too. I'm just not sure.

Shock Chick - I'd like to take a moment to apologise for the threadjack. I wish I could say this was an unusual occurence, but it's not.

Have another flower?

Okay. Sketched. But it's hard being this pasty...


~lucky


As for threadjacks....BLAH!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay. Sketched. But it's hard being this pasty...


~lucky


As for threadjacks....BLAH!

Dont make fun of the pigment impaired!!! We make you tan folks look better.

 

[minsue]

Okay. Sketched. But it's hard being this pasty...


~lucky


As for threadjacks....BLAH!

Better?