What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[jaF0]

"You really, really want to sleep with me don't you? Okay, follow me.
My place is another block up."

I'll even loan you my pillows.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn010.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/11/109529/bdsmlr-109529-VPqERRyIhm.jpeg

"Please sir, don't hurt me. However ... if you must, I'll understand."

 

[LizVegas79]

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"It looks like it's time for my favorite pet to go for a walk in the park, don't you think?"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"There you go. Oh my! Look at all those big, thick, pretty white ropes!"

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Thank you. But I'm still not sure I accept your apology."

 

[BenDover4]

https://cdn5-images.motherlessmedia.com/images/BD56419.jpg

Is that a carrot for Rudolph in your pocket Santa ???

 

[LizVegas79]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/2df9f2d2644babe059b080202e863d90/69d5fbfdcf9d059c-01/s400x600/4013e236bd7e54dd8493f19db5318fa8e6405035.jpg

"Seriously, honey. We came all this way. This sign should really say
clothing is NOT optional beyond this point. Besides, you've got a great unit.
You should be proud of that thing."

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/xO2Z62E.png

"Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. I guess you'll have to keep following me
like a poor, little, sad pervert and hope for a gust of wind or something."

 

[LizVegas79]

I've been both of these women before

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4eab53fb2f9b65f2d8e7285202142064/d14312827e3d86b5-de/s640x960/45899211787cdddc3b0008c8aa9a73a9d419f606.jpg

Woman on the left: "I bet he won't be able to last ten minutes."

Woman on the right: "I bet he won't even last five."

 

[whenagain]

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Woman on the left: "I bet he won't be able to last ten minutes."

Woman on the right: "I bet he won't even last five."

“I thought you said you were more than enough for both of us. I think you’re barely enough for one.”

 

[Lorelei907]

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Remember when I said I’d be gentle? I lied.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn06.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/08/469151/bdsmlr-469151-fJkqXoNNEi.jpg

Remember when I said I’d be gentle? I lied.

- you just won Caption Of The Week imho Lorelei

"Do you mind if I touch you here first? Wait, don't answer that.
I don't care whether you do or not. You have zero fucking choice, don't you?"

 

[Lorelei907]

- you just won Caption Of The Week imho Lorelei

"Do you mind if I touch you here first? Wait, don't answer that.
I don't care whether you do or not. You have zero fucking choice, don't you?"

Yay!!

As I remember from your training, the only valid responses are “yes, Mistress”, “no, Mistress”, and “no excuse, Mistress.”

 

[LizVegas79]

Yay!!

As I remember from your training, the only valid responses are “yes, Mistress”, “no, Mistress”, and “no excuse, Mistress.”

Well now, bet you didn't know there was a downside to being an A-student in any of my classes.

Looks like someone's ready to graduate to the next level of being my understudy.

 

[Lorelei907]

Well now, bet you didn't know there was a downside to being an A-student in any of my classes.

Looks like someone's ready to graduate to the next level of being my understudy.

Yes, Mistress!

 

[LizVegas79]

Someone sent me this

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f005f5f4044cac59da8ede77085a1091/989162c15f63b1af-9c/s640x960/f85c3b08767a549aaf34f818cc8976246ab17dd7.gif


Me watching: "Okay. Maybe bowling isn't entirely stupid and boring."

 

[LizVegas79]

Yes, Mistress!

I'm sorry. Did you see some imaginary "Talking Is Allowed" sign or something?

Do we have a problem here?

 

[Lorelei907]

I'm sorry. Did you see some imaginary "Talking Is Allowed" sign or something?

Do we have a problem here?

Yes, Mistress. I should be punished. Again.

 

[LizVegas79]

https://i.imgur.com/7Z7QCX2.png

"Okay honey. You go watch your stupid football game with your friends.
I'm going to go knock on the doors of all the VIP suites until I find someone fun."

 

[investor]

An answer you weren't expecting:

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[BenDover4]

http://theboobsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/office-christmas-bonuses-with-ava-addams-monique-alexander-nicolette-shea-romi-rain0224.jpg

I don't think he's the real deal, so there's no point in being nice...

 

[LizVegas79]

https://cdn010.bdsmlr.com/uploads/photos/2019/12/329692/bdsmlr-329692-uGjEPWueOm.jpg

"Taco therapy is an amazing break-thru therapy invented by my amazing boss, Doctor Liz.
And it's just what it sounds like. You stare at my pretty, little taco and talk to it and tell her
anything that's bothering you. And then I decide how to fix you! You should try it! It works every time!"

 

[Taegul]

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"You said the price of our little therapy sessions wasn't negotiable, but I have an offer I think you'll be interested in."

 

[BenDover4]

https://www.chaostrophic.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/1209ch22-3-531x800.jpg

Do you have change... ??

 

[Taegul]

https://www.bondageactions.com/st/thumbs/152/kGlTw3Rhj4.jpg

*Thinking* "Why do my blind dates always end the same? Every. Damn. Time."