What's left?

[Ishmael]

I get emails soliciting money for damn near everything. No, not for goods or services, although I get those too. Just folks asking for money for nothing. "Save the Whales", the "United Transvestite Anti-defamation League". Is there anything left that some group, somewhere. isn't begging money for?

Bonus points to creativity and originality.

Ishmael

 

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[Ishmael]

I've heard the Association of Shaved Guinea Pigs have yet to publish a solicitation letter.

I can see the counter group already, "Don't Shave the Pigs." PETA will join right in.

Ishmael

 

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[Ishmael]

"Pigs Without Hair Are Angels Without Clothes."


*Sniff*

"Hairless Pigs are freezing pigs."

"Don't let your pig grow cold."

"Hairy ain't scary."

No bush, no bird."

I can see environmental aspects here.

Ishmael

 

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