Whats In Your Wallet Prosperity Calculator

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I read lotsa financial artricles but they never make any sense to me, and maybe theyre not supposed to. Maybe theyre like liberal colleges and schools, ever body gets a trophy and fuck how they do the math.

Anyway, here's how you calculate your prosperity if you know squat about economics. I call it THE WHATS IN YOUR WALLET PROSPERITY CALCULATOR.

STEP ONE: Open your wallet and look inside. If its packed tighter than the Disney World Hall of Presidents youre prolly in good shape. If its as empty as the space tween Dubya's ears, and the only sign of a President is Obama's fingerprints all over hell, you could be in trouble.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

I read lotsa financial artricles but they never make any sense to me, and maybe theyre not supposed to. Maybe theyre like liberal colleges and schools, ever body gets a trophy and fuck how they do the math.

Anyway, here's how you calculate your prosperity if you know squat about economics. I call it THE WHATS IN YOUR WALLET PROSPERITY CALCULATOR.

STEP ONE: Open your wallet and look inside. If its packed tighter than the Disney World Hall of Presidents youre prolly in good shape. If its as empty as the space tween Dubya's ears, and the only sign of a President is Obama's fingerprints all over hell, you could be in trouble.

I suppose the christian conservative universities who teach creationism as a legitimate science despite the overwhelming amount of evidence against it are better? LMFAO!!

"Chemistry is legit...but not carbon dating, that's a crock of shit...the earth is 6000 years old and Biology is wrong, evolution never happened despite the fact we can watch it happen in real time in a micro class..."

and they wonder why people laugh at them and call them retards.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I suppose the christian conservative universities who teach creationism as a legitimate science despite the overwhelming amount of evidence against it are better? LMFAO!!

To each his own delusions.

 

[koalabear]

I suppose the christian conservative universities who teach creationism as a legitimate science despite the overwhelming amount of evidence against it are better? LMFAO!!

"Chemistry is legit...but not carbon dating, that's a crock of shit...the earth is 6000 years old and Biology is wrong, evolution never happened despite the fact we can watch it happen in real time in a micro class..."

and they wonder why people laugh at them and call them retards.

What evidence against it? The alien gods.

 

[TexasWife25]

I suppose the christian conservative universities who teach creationism as a legitimate science despite the overwhelming amount of evidence against it are better? LMFAO!!

"Chemistry is legit...but not carbon dating, that's a crock of shit...the earth is 6000 years old and Biology is wrong, evolution never happened despite the fact we can watch it happen in real time in a micro class..."

and they wonder why people laugh at them and call them retards.

I spent 13 years in Catholic school(k-12) and not even my religion teachers suggested that creationism was real.

 

[RjThoughts]

I spent 13 years in Catholic school(k-12) and not even my religion teachers suggested that creationism was real.

I spent 9 years, K-8, in Catholic school, three more years of religious instructions so I could receive the Sacrament of Confirmation. My son spent 13 years in Catholic schools. I NEVER, my son NEVER, heard Creationism as a scientific fact!!! Liberty University, founded by that scientific genious Jerry Fallwell, DOES!

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

To each his own delusions.

No....that's the fallacy.

We can watch evolution happen on an agar plate.....Biology does not approve of creationism in any way form or fashion. In fact all the evidence supports the contrary.

Chemestry supports a 3.4 billion year old earth, defines Biology as well as everything in existence.

Physics is the math that describes/proof's the chemistry and thus everything in existence.

Creationism has ZERO evidence to support it beyond the Bible...a collection of stories written by desert goat herders 2000 years ago and re written by a bunch of zealots in the dark ages.

Face it....the only legit thing religion has left to stand on is "Well who started the big bang? "

Even that isn't much....because if anyone is honest with themselves they will say "I don't know" instead of attributing it to God.

 

[Sean]

I'm thinking this thread didn't go the way that RACISTJOHNSON expected.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

I spent 9 years, K-8, in Catholic school, three more years of religious instructions so I could receive the Sacrament of Confirmation. My son spent 13 years in Catholic schools. I NEVER, my son NEVER, heard Creationism as a scientific fact!!! Liberty University, founded by that scientific genious Jerry Fallwell, DOES!

I spent 13 years in Catholic school(k-12) and not even my religion teachers suggested that creationism was real.

Catholics are actually fairly rational with their religion and in my mind THE biggest proponents of science, legitimate understanding of the world and reality of any christian sect. I was referring to the evangelical nut jobs who repatedly try and push creationism into public schools as a science or run a private institution of education that claims it as such.

What evidence against it?

Take an intro to biology/micro/chem class at you're local CC ....it will become all to clear what a joke creationism is.

The alien gods.

LMAO...
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/9189283.jpg

Actually alien life forms (microbes) landing on earth and seeding it with life is a far more plausible theory than a 6 day insta planet.

 

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[Disgustipated]

The other prosperity calculator that works is to open that fat wallet and find out that despite it being full of money, there isn't enough to buy two pair of jeans, a tank of gas, and the weeks groceries.

See, if your cowardly ass didn't have me on ignore you would see that I linked you to a site that you could have bought those same jeans for $40 less than what you paid.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

The other prosperity calculator that works is to open that fat wallet and find out that despite it being full of money, there isn't enough to buy two pair of jeans, a tank of gas, and the weeks groceries.

Well that's just not fair....let's tax the fuck out of these mega corps and big oil!!! That will help the little guy right?

 

[SugarBunny2012]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwEmQNd6wMA

 

[bronzeage]

I read lotsa financial artricles but they never make any sense to me, and maybe theyre not supposed to. Maybe theyre like liberal colleges and schools, ever body gets a trophy and fuck how they do the math.

Anyway, here's how you calculate your prosperity if you know squat about economics. I call it THE WHATS IN YOUR WALLET PROSPERITY CALCULATOR.

STEP ONE: Open your wallet and look inside. If its packed tighter than the Disney World Hall of Presidents youre prolly in good shape. If its as empty as the space tween Dubya's ears, and the only sign of a President is Obama's fingerprints all over hell, you could be in trouble.

This is what you learned in the service course called "Econ for Social Workers101."

 

[unregistered]

 

[chillywilly2]

Catholics are actually fairly rational with their religion and in my mind THE biggest proponents of science, legitimate understanding of the world and reality of any christian sect. I was referring to the evangelical nut jobs who repatedly try and push creationism into public schools as a science or run a private institution of education that claims it as such.



Take an intro to biology/micro/chem class at you're local CC ....it will become all to clear what a joke creationism is.



LMAO...
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/9189283.jpg

Actually alien life forms (microbes) landing on earth and seeding it with life is a far more plausible theory than a 6 day insta planet.

Come on...there's a Nut Job in every crowd....just look at yourself

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Let's have some more "easing" so that a fat wallet buys even less.

Hey! maybe then a gal of milk will cost 10 bucks and a loaf of break 8....sooo looking forward to that!! almost there.......

Come on...there's a Nut Job in every crowd....just look at yourself

What have I said that was so nutty....Math/Science are better descriptions of reality than "god did it!!" ???

We should allow people to be victims of their own stupidity?

How about this one....government throwing cash at problems hasn't worked one bit in the past 60 years and it won't help now. OMG, I must be nuts!!! Cash fixes everything right!!!??!!!

I may be crazy...but at least I don't live in denial and willful ignorance.

 

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[chillywilly2]

Hey! maybe then a gal of milk will cost 10 bucks and a loaf of break 8....sooo looking forward to that!! almost there.......

When I was a boy in the 50s a pair of 501 Levis could be bought for $3.50, today they are over $60 a pair in a lot of places.

You guys are too hung up on the numbers.


Tell me that you don't have a better standard of living than your parents or grandparents.

 

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[Frizzle_Fry]

Come on...there's a Nut Job in every crowd....just look at yourself

You guys are too hung up on the numbers.

Well no fucking shit.....when my paycheck get's adjusted to the cost of living I'll quit bitching.

Tell me that you don't have a better standard of living than your parents or grandparents.

I don't...

Working construction together they made a combined 40-50k a year, bought a 3,500 sq ft house and raised 4 kids, took annual vay cays and always had nice cars/clothes/food etc. Upper middle class in every sense of the term.

I fucking dare you to do the same today with 40-50k a year....

 

[Disgustipated]

Yes, but it could be a lot better, and we have less freedom than our parents.

Yeah, like drinking fountains, schools, buses, churches. Dummy.

 

[chillywilly2]

Yes, but it could be a lot better, and we have less freedom than our parents.

Less freedom my ass. How do you have less freedom?

Well no fucking shit.....when my paycheck get's adjusted to the cost of living I'll quit bitching.




I don't...

Working construction together they made a combined 40-50k a year, bought a 3,500 sq ft house and raised 4 kids, took annual vay cays and always had nice cars/clothes/food etc. Upper middle class in every sense of the term.

I fucking dare you to do the same today with 40-50k a year....

Adjust the 40 to 50 for inflation and you will be better off.

 

[cookiejar]

Less freedom my ass. How do you have less freedom?






Adjust the 40 to 50 for inflation and you will be better off.

Stop arguing and PM me.

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

Adjust the 40 to 50 for inflation and you will be better off.

That's just it...incomes have not even come close to catching up....that's what I'm bitching about and the government is 100% at fault for that though various and numerous policies and programs.

So yes...I am hung up on the numbers because the cost of living vs. income has continually gotten further and further out of whack.

I don't blame Obama...or even bush....it's been a long time coming and a compounding problem.

But then again I'm just crazy for thinking the economy is anything less than stellar hua?