What's in your inbox today?

[TongueLust]

Ahem........

Double ahem.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Maybe we just need to fast forward an hour?

Well, technically I've just been telling you about my girlfriend... and work.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

Well, technically I've just been telling you about my girlfriend... and work.

I know, I'm that guy friend you call to talk about all the mundane frustrations of your day while a beautiful girl plays between your thighs...

 

[Bookishleigh]

I know, I'm that guy friend you call to talk about all the mundane frustrations of your day while a beautiful girl plays between your thighs...

If I had a beautiful girl between my thighs right now I sure as hell would not be on Lit!!!!

 

[Misshotndeep]

Hey, got a troll in my inbox. Some one loan me a goat or a club.

 

[zydrate]

Hey, got a troll in my inbox. Some one loan me a goat or a club.

I have a goat who owns a club...

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

If I had a beautiful girl between my thighs right now I sure as hell would not be on Lit!!!!

It's a metaphor, damnit!

 

[Misshotndeep]

I have a goat who owns a club...

Choice!

 

[zydrate]

Choice!

https://media3.giphy.com/media/QHA9E4mBlsfD2/200_s.gif

 

[starrynightin64]

There are some good Friends checking to make sure I am alive or at least not in jail

No marching bands or fire trucks tho

 

[DarkSimian]

messages from a very wise man...

 

[TongueLust]

Nada.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

One very nice sentiment that I thought was about me, but was a friend expressing happiness in a different direction. Happy for her, but, feeling silly b/c of my lack of reading comprehension

 

[GiggLeGasm]

it's mornings like this that I giggle every time I read the word "inbox"

 

[SultryKitten75]

Just someone checking in, on my inner Star Wars nerdlet side. Wonder if I made Wookiee Warrior noise, when he's between my legs....if it would turn him on, or just freak him out.

 

[LWulf]

for centuries, nothing and then.... cb lingo?

This here's the rubber duck, it looks like we got us a Convoy!

...okay, now I have to go to "songs stuck in your head."

 

[makemewet69]

Crickets

 

[DarkSimian]

Just someone checking in, on my inner Star Wars nerdlet side. Wonder if I made Wookiee Warrior noise, when he's between my legs....if it would turn him on, or just freak him out.

Star Wars nerdlet you say? hmmm, Pm you I might

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

Crickets

That sounds like it could get messy....

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

for centuries, nothing and then.... cb lingo?

This here's the rubber duck, it looks like we got us a Convoy!

...okay, now I have to go to "songs stuck in your head."

Denny----------- Breaker one-nine. Can ya back that load a hogs off another mile. The smell here in Jersey is gettin intense.


By the way only one in PM. We scared the rest off asking for money to go to church camp in the Bahamas.

 

[cole4258]

Empty

 

[Lisalit13]

Not a thing sadly

 

[DarkSimian]

sadly, a lot of juvenile crap

 

[VanGogh66]

Dust.

 

[Phil_Good]

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