What's He or She Saying?

[BenDover4]

I wonder why they call him a tennis pro... ??

 

[BenDover4]

Look R2D2... a full moon !!

 

[BenDover4]

I'm glad mom's home sick...

 

[BenDover4]

I'm second guessing this off the grid idea...

 

[BenDover4]

Wanna' piece... ??

 

[BenDover4]

How long have you been standing there (insert name) ??

 

[BenDover4]

If I were a real Administrative Assistant he'd at least
given me a chair to go w/ my desk...

 

[BenDover4]

Have you anything that need's polished... ??

 

[ydahecnot]

Have you anything that need's polished... ??

Yeah, I'm Taylor Swift, for $500 extra

 

[BenDover4]

I should've gone to a professional...

 

[BenDover4]

Happy Valentine's Day !!

 

[Taegul]

http://epicsaholic.com/pics/2402/teen-girls-tease-tumblr.jpg

Wanted to go out with the friends instead of staying in with me, hmm? Doesn't seem like such a good idea now does it?

 

[LizVegas79]

"Seriously? You can't even afford a cheap motel that charges by the hour?
I thought you said your album was doing really well on YouTube?"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Well, since you said I sort of look like you wife did twenty years ago,
I figured it wouldn't really be cheating if we did it, right?"

 

[mickyp123]

I should've gone to a professional...

Wise man say "Beware of snake in the ass"

 

[mickyp123]

"Seriously? You can't even afford a cheap motel that charges by the hour?
I thought you said your album was doing really well on YouTube?"

What do you mean Hornets Nest

 

[LizVegas79]

"I think I just got a splinter down there. Would you mind checking and pulling it out for me?"

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

"Yes you heard right. I'm Princess Fiona! See you tonight?"

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/31b63c099f2123a6636967996c9e0240/tumblr_okpw8ekFrV1rdz5mto1_540.jpg

Naked football anyone?

 

[LizVegas79]

"Did you put that dollar there so I'd bend over to pick it up?"

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

"Dear Lord please send me some clothes!"

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

"Get over here and stop calling me the town bicycle!"

 

[LizVegas79]

"Get over here and stop calling me the town bicycle!"

LMAO!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

LMAO!

Well I have made my own day if I got a laugh out of you Liz!

"We better get out of here. I think I see my husband coming!"

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

"Hi oh Silver and away!"