What's for lunch?

It's not that you have bad taste, but Ulaven is pissing above his head.

Well, let me clarify. If you consider me to be a good, intelligent person, take my word for it. Ulaven is out of my league and beyond my dreams. I'm incredibly lucky to have him in my life in any regard, in any respect, and to be permitted to walk with him in this life with him as my partner might be the only reason why I might ever be brought to believe in any sort of God.

Instead, I believe in him.
 
Well, let me clarify. If you consider me to be a good, intelligent person, take my word for it. Ulaven is out of my league and beyond my dreams. I'm incredibly lucky to have him in my life in any regard, in any respect, and to be permitted to walk with him in this life with him as my partner might be the only reason why I might ever be brought to believe in any sort of God.

Instead, I believe in him.

Well, you're usually intelligent.
 
Well, you're usually intelligent.

Okay. Just so we're clear. You're wrong in assuming in any way that I'm complimented through any insult to him.

If you persist in thinking it's funny or true, I'll just persist in doing as Ulaven does. Bumping down your IQ incrementally as you continue to do it.
 
Okay. Just so we're clear. You're wrong in assuming in any way that I'm complimented through any insult to him.

If you persist in thinking it's funny or true, I'll just persist in doing as Ulaven does. Bumping down your IQ incrementally as you continue to do it.

You people should learn to take a joke! I told you before that I don't even know Ulaven at all.
 
You people should learn to take a joke! I told you before that I don't even know Ulaven at all.

It's obvious that you don't. I'm just saying that you weren't complimenting me, you were insulting him, and funny is usually funny because it has some connection to some truth.

We're funny people. We're just not ones to take abuse because someone else is behaving badly.

If I were to show baby pictures of my kids and you were to say "Damn, that is one ugly little maggot, too bad they're not as pretty as their mom." That's not a compliment either, for instance.
 
Also, your lowering my IQ is meaningless. Believing that it's low will not make it so. Besides, you would be a fool to consider me stupid because I insulted your husband. Disliking someone has no bearing on intelligence.
 
It's obvious that you don't. I'm just saying that you weren't complimenting me, you were insulting him, and funny is usually funny because it has some connection to some truth.

We're funny people. We're just not ones to take abuse because someone else is behaving badly.

If I were to show baby pictures of my kids and you were to say "Damn, that is one ugly little maggot, too bad they're not as pretty as their mom." That's not a compliment either, for instance.

I would almost certainly not call them maggots.
 
Also, your lowering my IQ is meaningless. Believing that it's low will not make it so. Besides, you would be a fool to consider me stupid because I insulted your husband. Disliking someone has no bearing on intelligence.

There are different types of IQ. In this case it wouldn't be "memorizing facts" IQ, it'd be "social ability" IQ.

I know you're book smart.
 
I would almost certainly not call them maggots.

Yes, there's a lot of leeway in "almost certainly" though, isn't there?

They're pretty damned cute. Ulaven's pretty damned awesome and I'm pretty damned protective.

Anyway, I appreciate any intent at compliment, I'm just pointing out a fumble on delivery.
 
Yes, there's a lot of leeway in "almost certainly" though, isn't there?

They're pretty damned cute. Ulaven's pretty damned awesome and I'm pretty damned protective.

Anyway, I appreciate any intent at compliment, I'm just pointing out a fumble on delivery.

If I had seriously attempted to compliment you, you would have known it.
 
If I had seriously attempted to compliment you, you would have known it.

Okay, had I been seriously insulted, you'd know it.

I just took the opportunity to show what a real, deserved compliment looks like.
 
Okay, had I been seriously insulted, you'd know it.

I just took the opportunity to show what a real, deserved compliment looks like.

I understand. :) You're much more understanding than your stupid husband.

Was that a good one?
 
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