What's a small dick?

[scylis]

You got that right brother... and could I have my tweezers back when you are finished with them... cleaned this time eh?

hey! don't give me any lip or you ain't gettin' 'em back! you're just jealous that mine's 6 and yours is only 5! (mm, that is)

 

[Andreina]

no, it was not me hanging outside your bathroom window in a window-cleaning harness perving at you.


Halo

P.S.: you looked cute in this fluffy pink towel

 

[kiwiwolf]

no, it was not me hanging outside your bathroom window in a window-cleaning harness perving at you.


Halo

P.S.: you looked cute in this fluffy pink towel

So you deny that the panties marked "Property of LDWAH... if found please return to any pub in Glasgow", belong to you? I think not missy. DNA tests are pending...

And the towel was mauve not pink...

 

[Andreina]

Since I live on the eastcoast of Scotland and Glasgow is on the westcoast - YES


Halo

P.S.: Does that mean you were cheating on me, Mr Wolf?

 

[kiwiwolf]

Since I live on the eastcoast of Scotland and Glasgow is on the westcoast - YES


Halo

P.S.: Does that mean you were cheating on me, Mr Wolf?

Cheating!!! Madam I am insulted... I demand satisfaction... kippers at dawn... then the satisfaction... okay?

 

[Andreina]

so you mean i didnt satisfy you yesterday ? *falling down on my knees banging my fists on the floor* I am just not good enough for you, Mr Wolf *sob*


Halo

 

[kiwiwolf]

so you mean i didnt satisfy you yesterday ? *falling down on my knees banging my fists on the floor* I am just not good enough for you, Mr Wolf *sob*


Halo

Well the bit with the feather duster and the two litres of honey was pretty good... yeah... you'll do.

 

[Andreina]

cheers, and that is only the start. I can also cook.


Halo

 

[kiwiwolf]

cheers, and that is only the start. I can also cook.


Halo

You cook? ... alright... one Scottish lass on toast please...

 

[tonyp]

hey ..not meaning to avoid the question but nice tatoo

I might have that on my shoulder leading to my bi-cep

I recon that would look good in the water

Oh sorry the dick question...I like my dick its not huge or tiny its just a dick..

I think womens sexual organs have to so much larger than a mans....LOL


My biggest sexual organ is my brain

 

[angel's pet]

I got suspicious when he said..."Let's just snuggle like two little bugs in a rug..." I didn't realize he was referring to his equipment...

 

[lovetoread]

I got suspicious when he said..."Let's just snuggle like two little bugs in a rug..." I didn't realize he was referring to his equipment...

 

[angel's pet]

He was about 3" long fully erect... but he was great at making out.... hey I was 18 and innocent

 

[VeryBadGirl]

Women, consider the size issue equivalent to all those size 2 seventeen year old models.

That analogy might actually hold water if all I wanted to do was LOOK at a small cock, or feel it up. But since this is a "fit" issue, I don't think you can compare the two. I may be a size 10, but there have been no complaints about the size of my pussy impeding somebody's good time.

LONG time ago, I was shocked by the size of this one guy's penis - it was truly the size of my thumb. He was a BIG guy too. Well, in his frenzy, the little thing kept popping out, then he would frantically try to stab it back in. I was so concerned about it popping out and him feeling bad, that I just laid as still as I could. NOT a good time.

It seemed "too small" only because of his and my lack of experience. If I had been more experienced, I would have suggested some alternatives to fucking that I'm sure would have pleased both of us. He was so big and strong - some standing 69 would probably have been fun, with his cock a comfy fit in my mouth.

Oh well!
VBG

 

[BustyTheClown]

Re: Response: and remember this one...

Guys are insecure about it because we want you to enjoy it. Not because we actually need to be lugging twelve inches to work with us everyday, but because when we're alone with you, we want you to get the most out of it.

You make it seem like no women are able to get the most out of an average or small-sized penis. We don't want you to have 12 inches to drag around, either. I'm sure there are some women out there who have ridiculous expectations as to how long a penis should be, but it frustrates me to hear these generalizations about how women only respond to really huge cocks that are just too long, when you get right down to it.

When a woman posts a thread about breast size, would you lie about what size breasts you like just to make her feel better? I don't know if you would. It seems like most men aren't all that picky about breasts -- they have preferences but are willing to work with what they get because breasts are breasts. I think most women are the same way with penises. If they are just in it for the sex, then maybe they think they can afford to be terribly picky. Otherwise I think they're looking for more than just the size of a man's penis.

Like tonyp said, the biggest sexual organ is/should be (?) the brain (he said his, but I'm changing it a bit to suit this). If you can turn a woman on by stimulating her brain, I think she'll take pretty much anything else you give her, regardless of size.

And, not that I really need to point this out, but no woman has ever watched a man take his pants off with wide eyes and open mouth and said with intense bewilderment, "Wow! You're...average or below it somewhere!" Then licked her lips and gone to town with wreckless abandon, unable to control herself.

I understand the point you're trying to make, but I disagree with the way you put it. You make it sound like a woman would never see an average- or smaller-sized penis and be all up for giving it some serious attention, when that is just not true. There are many, many ways to enjoy each other's bodies, and to say that a woman would never say outright that she wanted an average or small cock is not fair to those who would love it. That's like saying no man has ever seen breasts he would prefer to be smaller/larger and still wanted to play with them. It's just ridiculous.

 

[tonyp]

lol

I think its funny ...I look at my erect dick and to me it seems quite large.. its my body..its ..me

I don't imagine that someone I really like would say hey sorry your dick is too small or too big.....

Its someone who I share myself with who I like and enjoy being with

If this is skewed the let me know

lol

 

[Krigirl1233]

haven't we done this one already?

Nasty.. it's not the size... it's how one uses it that matters.

btw.. did you ever go to the doc?

It ain’t how big you make it… it’s HOW you make it big.