???Whatever Linda Lovelace Guests???

[Sparky Kronkite]

I strongly suspect, as I'm sure many of you might too - that a certain number of recent "guests" - (I wouldn't even venture a guess at to how many different aliases there might be. I certainly don't have the time to read all the posts.) are from the same person.

A male. I've got a few ideas as to the identity but won't say. Yet. The snide, droll, stick-poking sense of humor (some might say, lack of humor) is consistent, the same.

Any thoughts on this from others?

Early on, weeks ago, when I first arrived here and "really thought this was a bunch of bullshit," I thought about doing the very same thing. But my attitude has changed a bit, just a bit mind you and anyway I figure - I really wanna piss any of you off I can just as easily do it with my, "real fake name."

Guerilla attempts at subversion and creating anarchy - as you know - I find very interesting and this person seems to be attempting that. Whatever certainly did so with his recent post.

So, anyway - those are my thoughts - just wanted to know if anyone else had spotted this.

So, now you might be wondering - I would be………..

NO! It's not me. I'm not Whatever or Linda Lovelace or anyone else. Yes, something I might have done/thought of - but have not, this I promise you.

Oh the human drama - it so thrills me as it spills upon these bloodless pages of sparse reality. So far, that is.

 

[Guest]

Hey Sparky, neener neener.

 

[Guest]

Hey, quit using my alias.

 

[Guest]

It's LOVELESS shit for brains. Me thinks you been spending a little too much time watching old movies with your hand on your dick. No wait, that's FlamingoBlue's hand.

 

[Guest]

No, It's actually my hand.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay......

So, c'mon - we knew this would draw him out - he doesn't care - in the end he can deny all and still be believed - any guesses?

Who's he most sound like?

 

[Expertise]

I was hoping that it was InsideShiraz (I find most shiraz to be swill BTW) cause I really need another reason to think he's an idiot.

That is not my guess though. I have two suspicions. One male, one female. Which I shall keep to myself.

[Edited by Expertise on 09-21-2000 at 07:51 AM]

 

[Naked Hunny]

Its not me I swear im innocent!! I cant be that rude anyway!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm not say yet - but

I'd be very surprised if it were a female - don't know call it a feeling. And more than that - I sense a similarity, a vibe from reply posts I received when first stumbled into this board.

I strongly believe that it's a guy - one who's been around for quite a while - one you all know and communicate with everyday.

 

[Guest]

You speculate on poster one,
But this one's only having fun,
You try to play the poster's game,
All the handwriting is still the same,
The perpetrator is not one, you see,
I think there's actually two or three.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hmmmm......

Yes, ff course that could be
Three or four or even more
Could be anyone out and about
But I think tis just but one
Of this I have little doubt

 

[Expertise]

Sparky, and i'm only hypothesizing here, would you consider it possible or plausible that someone has intentionaly adopted someone elses "style" for the very purpose of confusion and blame laying.

From personal experience I find this possibility quite likely.

 

[canadian_lady]

http://a536.g.akamaitech.net/7/536/25/a68ee61e6e073c/www.dccomics.com/home/alrob.gif Holy impersonator Batman...it's the Riddler

 

[Naked Hunny]

How can you adopt someones style? My style can change from day to day depending on my mood. Well now that i think about it most womens styles change with their mood that leaves any females out as the guilty party!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah, thought of it........

But with few exceptions (you probably are one) I don't believe most people here "have what it takes" to do that succesfully, time after time.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Of course.......

Now that this little dam has been breached - anybody could be logging on as a guest and just be fucking around. It'll probably create a smoke cloud and he'll be harder to pick out.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I wonder........

If I, or even some/many of you too - logged on with aliases - and replied to this thread - if it would piss him off? Nah! Waste of time.

Hey, wouldn't it be funny if it were Laurel? Nah, she's a she. I think this is a dude.

Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Laurel was a dude?

Hey, wouldn't it be funny if I were Britney Spears?

Where's my tequilla?

 

[Guest]

Sparky, you are about as perceptive as a black hole.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey....... If I were really?

Wouldn't it be funny if I were a black hole?

Wouldn't it be funny if I were FlamingoBlue?

Wouldn't it be funny if I were Expertise?

Wouldn't it be funny if I were Naked Hunny?

Wouldn't it be funny if I were Dix Lee?

 

[Expertise]

Nice analogy Nostradamus. Ya' come up with that one all by yourself? Jesus.

I dunno' Sparky, machiavellian fun like this and its only Thursday!

I considered a couple of your candidates but its not their style. Although the writing style might be.

I think you should weigh the charachter or persona presented more heavily than their words. This way shall ye find the truth ye seek.

My guess......................Sir Francis Bacon. In actuality he wrote everything ever written in the english language before Tuesday.

 

[Guest]

This will be on my next program. I was talking about this just yesterday, how someone can go completely insane on the internet, particularly on a porn site, right in the middle of a sentence. Sparky, there is treatment available. Let me help you. Someone, quick, get me Dr. K. on the phone!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Man........

Man I hate Dr. Laura! But I do so love Dr. K. Which Guest Dr. Laura didn't spell out because he was worried about mispelling it. Bet he looks it up on the web now. But won't come back with a come back regarding the correct spelling because it's lost all it's zing. Via this reply.

 

[Guest]

K-I-N-G. I had a dream! Sparky found religion.

 

[Guest]

Doh!

L-O-V-E-L-A-C-E

Rent Behind the Green Door or visit Ebay. See for yourself.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nope......

K-E-V-O-R-K-I-A-N. My buddy Dr. Death. Bad Laura - bad.

Go back to Mars and watch the mascara.