What would your Stripper profession be?

[hotwords229_A]

It seems like a lot of strippers have professions: we're all familiar with the Hot Nurse Stripper, the School Teacher Stripper, the Cowboy, Fireman, etc. So I'm wondering, if you were a stripper what would your "profession" be?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have no illusions about my body. I could be a stripper, but I'm definitely second string (possibly third). I would probably work the 11AM-3PM half-price Tuesday shift.

Therefore, I think an appropriate Stripper Profession for me is: Wal-Mart Greeter.

While I am on the stage, ripping my clothes off, the announcer would say things like: (read in announcer voice)

“That's right ladies, it looks like Men's Clothing is 50% off today!

“This guy will make you misbehave, while he helps you save!”

“It looks like he's really into the new Self Check-Out area!”

 

[hotwords229_A]

I still think this thread could be funny so, in the spirit of Halloween, I'm reanimating it's lifeless corpse with a hip thrusting BUMP.

 

[emsway]

I still think this thread could be funny so, in the spirit of Halloween, I'm reanimating it's lifeless corpse with a hip thrusting BUMP.

Live damn you, live!!!

Okay, I’ll bite. I think that my actual profession would be funny as hell, but I’m thinking fast food drive through window attendant.

I could wear a paper hat, polo shirt with a logo, pleated khakis and white socks with my clear lucite stripper heels.

“That’s right gentlemen, this hot dish is going to serve it up tepid and all screwed up.”

“For an extra buck she’ll supersize it!”

“Place your order now, but you’ll have to wait st the side of the stage because she aciddently gave your order to the man before you.”

They can ask me for extra ketchup and I can pelt it at them in a very, very sexy way.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m thinking fast food drive through window attendant.

May I speak to the Manager, my order was a little TOO HOT!!!!

 

[emsway]

May I speak to the Manager, my order was a little TOO HOT!!!!

Haha! There was a warning about that on the bag, if you were thinking of suing.

When I was a teen I worked at a drive up burger joint for a short while. One time a man ordered four double dipped cones on a hot day. I made them and gave them to him one by one. By the time I handed him the last one the other three were in various stages of melting and he threw them through the window at me. Sexy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Haha! There was a warning about that on the bag, if you were thinking of suing.

I wasn't thinking of suing, I'd like to order it again!

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Marine

 

[plesmoreagain]

there are lap dancers - why not mattress dancer

 

[BernadetteRochelle]

How about president? I'd only want to turn on feminists anyway.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Bumping this thread as requested and hoping to read some sexy stripper scenarios . . .

My current profession might be the Handyjob Handyman.

I’ve been doing a lot of around the house repairs so I could see myself with some paint on my body, sweaty, some concrete dust on my knees and forearms, my body wrapped in drywall tape and with a big hammer swinging back and forth from my tool belt.

“Let’s see what’s in his toolbox and how far he measures, Ladies. He’s cum to lay some pipe and encapsulate your crawl space! He’s the Jackoff of all trades and Master of fun!”

What is your stripper profession?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I visit strip clubs a few times a month and fucking zero titty dancers dress up as any professional or character. What a dumb fucking nonsensical thread.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I visit strip clubs a few times a month and fucking zero titty dancers dress up as any professional or character. What a dumb fucking nonsensical thread.

But shouldn’t they? What’s the point of stripping out of some slut gear. Don’t you want to see some titties pop out of that lady who works at the DMV? Your local Realtor? The Flagman at the construction site? The girl at the phone section of Best Buy?

Is it just me?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

But shouldn’t they? What’s the point of stripping out of some slut gear. Don’t you want to see some titties pop out of that lady who works at the DMV? Your local Realtor? The Flagman at the construction site? The girl at the phone section of Best Buy?

Is it just me?

No and yes they aint they fucking Village Peope

 

[hotwords229_A]

No and yes they aint they fucking Village Peope

Actually, a female version of the Village People all stripping on stage is something I’d be up for! That sounds hot.

Of course, they have to be fully nude by the end, or what’s the point.

Good suggestion!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Actually, a female version of the Village People all stripping on stage is something I’d be up for! That sounds hot.

Of course, they have to be fully nude by the end, or what’s the point.

Good suggestion!

Who cares about stage dancing. Give me them lap dances and who gives a fuck. Tits in the face is where its at.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I raced in here to see @Trekka and her answer. Cause we all know it would be a kitty. She'd be slithering all over the stage meowing

There was a place around here for a long time that advertised 100s of beautiful ladies and 3 ugly ones. I remember telling my then boyfriend that when I turned 18 I was going to go be one of the ugly ones.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Who cares about stage dancing. Give me them lap dances and who gives a fuck. Tits in the face is where its at.

Tits in face are good, ideal really, but I’m the type of guy who needs a little tease and foreplay.
Call me a pussy, but I like it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I raced in here to see @Trekka and her answer. Cause we all know it would be a kitty. She'd be slithering all over the stage meowing

There was a place around here for a long time that advertised 100s of beautiful ladies and 3 ugly ones. I remember telling my then boyfriend that when I turned 18 I was going to go be one of the ugly ones.

Actually, it should be “100s of ladies and one hot Sassy”.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Tits in face are good, ideal really, but I’m the type of guy who needs a little tease and foreplay.
Call me a pussy, but I like it.

Yes I will definitely call you a pussy. Go to a titty bar tonight. Zero dsncers will be dressed in character bet.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I still have my army uniform lying around, but the best is when I sneak off in my sister's Navy gear

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yes I will definitely call you a pussy. Go to a titty bar tonight. Zero dsncers will be dressed in character bet.

The only Titty bar I’ve been to was Mons Venus in Tampa. All nude, fucking hot Floridian girls.
There were no costumes, just bare bodies and you are correct—that’s really all you need.

What we’re all really wondering is what would Mo Bandy’s stripper profession be?
Pharmacist? “He’ll drug you with his rock hard morter”
Wino? “Let’s see what he’s got in that paper bag?

What would it be?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Baseball player with a big, long, thick bat.

Do bats need polishing?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What we’re all really wondering is what would Mo Bandy’s stripper profession be?
Pharmacist? “He’ll drug you with his rock hard morter”
Wino? “Let’s see what he’s got in that paper bag?

What would it be?

Checkout bagger in an apron and nothing else?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

The only Titty bar I’ve been to was Mons Venus in Tampa. All nude, fucking hot Floridian girls.
There were no costumes, just bare bodies and you are correct—that’s really all you need.

What we’re all really wondering is what would Mo Bandy’s stripper profession be?
Pharmacist? “He’ll drug you with his rock hard morter”
Wino? “Let’s see what he’s got in that paper bag?

What would it be?

Mons is like 2 miles from my house. Nothing special but I know Joe and his son who opened Cigar City Brewery. Go across the street to 2001. Its way fucking better.