What would your parents say?

Needssome

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What would your parents say if they knew you frequented a porn site oh say like the Literotica site?

My parents (especially my mother) would kill me or at least give me that same "I'm very disappointed in you. Don't you have any self-esteem?" speech she gave me when she found out I was having sex!
 
Mother-

<Shocked look>

Oh.... ok. Well, as long as you're having fun...

<Weak smile>
 
Mom: *head tilt, eyebrows up* "Well, whatever you are into, but don't plan on becoming a politician now." *laughs hard*

Dad the porn junkie: "That's my girl." *big :D*
 
I imagine "At least it isn't one of those smutty ones that post pictures of underage girls." ...or something like that.

I'm hoping she never finds out because she is unpredictable and might just ask if it was okay if she posted pics. :eek:
 
My mother would say "on the computer? Is a bb anything like email? Can you show me how to get on that place too?"

To which everyone who knows her would say, "GET AWAY from my computer!"
 
Must be nice....some how I don't think my parents will ever think of me as an adult.....They really don't seem to care for all intents and purposes I am an adult, I live on my own at school but when I come and visit I still have a curfew. Of course, my mother won't let my dad watch porn.....He might feel differently...Of course my grandmother would probably drop dead. She still warns me about the men out there that might want to take advantage of me....Guess I shouldn't let her know I prefer to take advantage of them ;)
 
My Mom would love this place, which is why I hope she never finds it. ;)
 
My dad would go on some kind of conspiracy theory about how the goverment is monitoring everything I am saying. And that he thinks I should remove the internet from my home because it is just another way for me to be tracked by the man.

Note: Dad has smoked a lil to much ganja
 
What no more sexually repressive families who would be shocked and disgusted if they found out? Good heavens my sisters who are 19 and 20 would be completely ashamed if they knew I wasn't a virgin....if they knew I actually LIKED porn they'd probably forget I was their relative or just give me a nice loooooong lecture
 
Needssome said:
What no more sexually repressive families who would be shocked and disgusted if they found out? Good heavens my sisters who are 19 and 20 would be completely ashamed if they knew I wasn't a virgin....if they knew I actually LIKED porn they'd probably forget I was their relative or just give me a nice loooooong lecture

My sister knows about my writing and about Lit. She just kind of sighed and was like "You always have been a little different."
 
My parents would probably start posting their own stories. That is, if they could ever figure out how to use a computer.

"These damn new fangled contraptions!"
 
My mom, my boyfriend, his parents, my ex husband, his wife, my ex boyfriend (he posts here on occasion) and my kids all know about Lit.

No one says anything to my face.. so I have no idea what they think about me being on here..
 
freakygurl32 said:
My mom, my boyfriend, his parents, my ex husband, his wife, my ex boyfriend (he posts here on occasion) and my kids all know about Lit.

No one says anything to my face.. so I have no idea what they think about me being on here..

I would NEVER tell anyone about this site....The only one who knows is my boyfriend and that's it...It's nice to have a dirty little secret.....
 
Needssome said:


I would NEVER tell anyone about this site....The only one who knows is my boyfriend and that's it...It's nice to have a dirty little secret.....

It isnt dirty! lol its naughty!
 
Needssome said:


I would NEVER tell anyone about this site....The only one who knows is my boyfriend and that's it...It's nice to have a dirty little secret.....


In my house.. there are no "dirty little secrets". To many people here.. computer is in the living room.. *shrugs* I have nothing to hide from anyone.. They all know me and the person I am..
 
medjay said:
My parents would probably start posting their own stories. That is, if they could ever figure out how to use a computer.

"These damn new fangled contraptions!"


Actually, my parents might already know about Lit. I could be posting with my mom right now for all I know!

While I was in high school my dad actually paid the rent for a couple of years writing dirty stories for skin mags.

As a kid, I used to raid their porno stash when they weren't home. One day, before I moved out of the house, my mother came into my room and asked me if I had seen a "Black Bun Busters" tape that had been misplaced. Mortified, I said no. It had never occurred to me that they might have known all along about me watching their tapes! :eek:
 
freakygurl32 said:



In my house.. there are no "dirty little secrets". To many people here.. computer is in the living room.. *shrugs* I have nothing to hide from anyone.. They all know me and the person I am..

Dirty little secret may not be the correct term....but I'm not ashamed of who I am, I just know what kind of people they are and their views on this sort of thing. I don't tell them what I do though if they ask me straight out I don't lie. Generally my silence during my sisters discussions about how they're going to wait until marriage says it all. Mind you I think they might change their minds as they get older. They seemed to think I was crazy because I wanted to be married by the time I was 30....Much too young for them!
 
My Parents Know.....

...that I am in Lit. They know I have my stories here. They do not know about the porn! :)
 
I can hear the sermon already, even though I am not a youngster anymore and have a son nearly 17...this makes me thankful that I live far away from both of them.
 
Considering my mother is in seminary I don't even want to go there. *climbs farther under my rock*
 
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