What would you say?

[KillerMuffin]

I read this in a story by Linda Howard:

"What would she say to a man she was meeting for the first time, when she was laying naked beneath him and his erection was firmly lodged inside of her?"

And I naturally got to thinking what do you say at a time like that?

 

[red_rose]

Nice weather we're having this time of year, don't you think?

 

[MsMuffet]

You are taller than I thought.

 

[kotori]

"A little more to the right...no, too much...ah, that's it. Okay, proceed."

I'd like a little more context. How is she's with a man she's only just met and already finds herself in that "position?" And do you have her phone number?

 

[perks]

"A little more to the right...no, too much...ah, that's it. Okay, proceed."

I'd like a little more context. How is she's with a man she's only just met and already finds herself in that "position?" And do you have her phone number?

I might have her phone number.


and I would say


*puuuRRRRRRRRRR*

 

[honeylick]

i love linda howard... all of the men in her stories have that delicious combo of alpha male/sensitive man...

whats the title of the book KM?

 

[kotori]

I might have her phone number.


and I would say


*puuuRRRRRRRRRR*

1-800-Grrrrrr.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I'd simply grin and whisper "pleased to meet you".

 

[modest mouse]

If you are at that point and you feel the need to say anything then you lack what it takes to experience life as deeply as you could.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I'd simply grin and whisper "pleased to meet you".

Or you might cup a hand to your ear and say:

"Cum again?"

 

[Coca~Cola]

and your name was.......

I'd like to know what to yell out.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

and your name was.......

I'd like to know what to yell out.

Go with "Darling", it's always safe.

 

[Coca~Cola]

Go with "Darling", it's always safe.

Very good plan.

I like the way you think.

 

[acitore_vuli]

"Do you validate parking?"

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Very good plan.

I like the way you think.

Or in my case they can default to "Ohhhhh My God you giant hunk of burning manhood".

Then after we both get done laughing til we cry we go back to it.

 

[honeylick]

"Do you validate parking?"

heh.

a truly useful question.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[IrishWolfhound]

heh.

a truly useful question.

To which I'd answer:

No need, I'll have my driver/bodyguard take you home.

Then the same laughing thing as noted above will happen.

 

[Monazwx]

Probably, "You need to cum here more often."
(if the sex is good that is)

 

[Coca~Cola]

Or in my case they can default to "Ohhhhh My God you giant hunk of burning manhood".

Then after we both get done laughing til we cry we go back to it.

But you know laughing during sex is fun,

as long as there is no pointing while laughing.

plus if your standing in the North wind,

Hello!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

But you know laughing during sex is fun,

as long as there is no pointing while laughing.

I agree. In my very limited experience, I have only made love to one woman who laughed. And she was the most incredible lover I have had.

 

[Coca~Cola]

I agree. In my very limited experience, I have only made love to one woman who laughed. And she was the most incredible lover I have had.

I always try to laugh (in a good way - that is)
Everything is much more comfortable then.

 

[morninggirl5]

I recognize that story.

The weather comment would be funny.


I have no idea what i'd say, but if the man were anything like the man in the book, i definitely wouldn't want to waste much time talking.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I recognize that story.

The weather comment would be funny.


I have no idea what i'd say, but if the man were anything like the man in the book, i definitely wouldn't want to waste much time talking.

As none of us are like men in books, I'd suggest you come up with some conversation. I suspect most of us are like me...terrified that you will know just how insecure we are.

 

[weed]

I hope I would either be speechless or ready to let loose a tyrant of dirty talk.