What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you (3)?

[ashik09]

This was a pleasant turn of events

Good morning. Tea? Coffee?

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

This was a pleasant turn of events

Morning

 

[tallladiesman]

Morning

It's a very good morning

 

[done_got_old]

It's a very good morning

I like tall men!

 

[tallladiesman]

I like tall men!

I like experienced women

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I like experienced women

Dude, you're a tall drink of water!

 

[AndrosD]

Dude, you're a tall drink of water!

Who the heck are you, and why are you lurking in my bed!?

 

[Deleted member 925492]

Who the heck are you, and why are you lurking in my bed!?

Sssssh your still sleeping, its all a dream

 

[papadoc19]

How did this happen?

 

[Tallulah82]

How did this happen?

Good morning! Wow, we drank a lot last night. I don't remember anything. Do you? No? Do you think we should check and see what's on that video camera over there in the corner?

 

[OldUncleJack]

Good morning! Wow, we drank a lot last night. I don't remember anything. Do you? No? Do you think we should check and see what's on that video camera over there in the corner?

Something like..." Huzzah!"

 

[papadoc19]

What Happened?

 

[Tallulah82]

What Happened?

I don't think you should look, it isn't a pretty sight...

 

[Tallulah82]

Who's a good boy? Now fetch me the paper and my slippers!

Hey, sneaking in there!

Where's my croissant?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Don't you Brits want weak coffee, streaky bacon, and fried tomatoes?

Pancakes, thick sliced bacon, eggs, spicy potatoes, and fresh ground coffee for breakfast or would you prefer mango, strawberries, watermelon, grapes, Clementine oranges slices, bagel, cheese and fresh made lemon tea with honey?

 

[fitdaddy6936]

Pancakes, thick sliced bacon, eggs, spicy potatoes, and fresh ground coffee for breakfast or would you prefer mango, strawberries, watermelon, grapes, Clementine oranges slices, bagel, cheese and fresh made lemon tea with honey?

Wow, you take breakfast in bed to a whole new level.

 

[Tallulah82]

Wow, you take breakfast in bed to a whole new level.

Forget the breakfast, get on the floor and do some push ups for me

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Forget the breakfast, get on the floor and do some push ups for me

Thank you God! Good morning Tall... can I make you coffee, breakfast, a repeat performance from last night?

 

[Tallulah82]

Forget breakfast. Get on top of me and start bouncing, baby!

LOL!!! I'm picturing my jumping up and down on my feet, like on a bouncy castle. That's what you meant, right?

 

[curvyangel1969]

As long as you're naked, that totally works for me!

Can you untie me now? I have to pee.

 

[ydahecnot]

In the morning light...still looks red.

 

[Tallulah82]

Can you untie me now? I have to pee.

I won't mention last night if you don't. But just let me say - THANK YOU!!

Now, I'm sure it's time for breakfast cocktails

 

[Tallulah82]

In the morning light...still looks red.

I shudda known You'd be slipping in there, trying to make a 3some

 

[ydahecnot]

C'mon now, I can't go a fifth time like I used to.

 

[Tallulah82]

C'mon now, I can't go a fifth time like I used to.

Bloody well try! I aint dressed up like THIS for nothing!