What would you say if you woke up next to the person above you (3)?

[Misshotndeep]

I would kiss his forehead and tell him to take his hand off my boob. Lol

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I would kiss his forehead and tell him to take his hand off my boob. Lol

Be a little nervous about the pistol, but offer to make her breakfast.

 

[gypsyTX]

Be a little nervous about the pistol, but offer to make her breakfast.

Thank you for breakfast

 

[walkingeagle]

Thank you for breakfast

Mind if I have a sample--

 

[1sickbastard]

Mind if I have a sample--

Dude!
Fish scales in the bed. Soooo not cool.
(Not to mention the fishy smell)

 

[meop79]

I need to hang up a sign, all random strange guys can sleep on the couch, but need to stay out of my bed... yeesh.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I need to hang up a sign, all random strange guys can sleep on the couch, but need to stay out of my bed... yeesh.

How'd I get so lucky, sighhhhhh.

 

[walkingeagle]

How'd I get so lucky, sighhhhhh.

Wait a minute--are you just gonna climb off like that-----

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

How'd I get so lucky, sighhhhhh.

Let me suck your toes

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wait a minute--are you just gonna climb off like that-----

Babe, I got off hours ago

 

[walkingeagle]

Babe, I got off hours ago

What about me----

 

[barefootgirl69]

What about me----

Oh sorry ...weren't we going for a shower?

 

[fullservice65]

I honestly thought that would hurt more than it did.

 

[walkingeagle]

Oh sorry ...weren't we going for a shower?

Yup the waters running--

 

[meop79]

Oh sorry ...weren't we going for a shower?

Yup the waters running--

Just don't use it all, you two got the sheets really sticky and I'm going to need a shower before work...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Just don't use it all, you two got the sheets really sticky and I'm going to need a shower before work...

Come on in, the water's fine...
Although we don't conserve water in Michigan, we do need to hurry before winter sets in.

 

[meop79]

Come on in, the water's fine...
Although we don't conserve water in Michigan, we do need to hurry before winter sets in.

*Scrub* *Scrub* *Scrub*

 

[basic_desires]

Come on in, the water's fine...
Although we don't conserve water in Michigan, we do need to hurry before winter sets in.

You think we're done?...

 

[TJSLC]

Oh myyyyyy....

 

[TongueLust]

Sorry wrong room.

 

[meop79]

Oh myyyyyy....

Well, nice to meet you...

Sorry wrong room.

You've got fast fingers...

 

[barefootgirl69]

You think we're done?...

We'll never be done...you missed a spot, let me help!

 

[RightFootFrwrd]

I wouldn't start talking until we got out of bed; there's better things you can do with your mouth when you've got a sexy girl with you.

 

[hot_hunny_bunny]

I wouldn't start talking until we got out of bed; there's better things you can do with your mouth when you've got a sexy girl with you.

Coffee please

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Coffee please

Let's order a pot of room service coffee and some sweet buns...oh, no wait...I've already got your sweet buns!