What would you give your self

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I was just sitting reading threads listening to music and the song came on. "if I had a million dollars"

just wondering what would each of you do with a million.
And not just pay bills and depts but something for yourself that you always wanted or wanted to do?
 
But not a real green dress that cruel..

I'd get my pilots licensce, A nice boat (Bayliner 26 foot or so) and a timeshare in the Dominican.
 
A really good bed -- a DREAM bed -- and the linens to go with it; lots and lots of pillows; bookshelves within easy reach of the bed; and a good reading light.
 
Sparky...never mind the future if you had to spend the money. what would you get?
 
If I had a million, I'd buy Creamy Lady a really good bed, and hope for an invitation....
 
Well.....

I'd spend it on the people and stuff I like - a variety of stuff..........

Vintage cars and motorcycles. Guitars, amps and recording studio equipment - maybe build a recording studio.

My dream retirement home is a combo of a - full garage outfitted to restore and customize cars and bikes, complete with full sized paint booth - a recording studio - a small artist loft w'skylight, paints, canvas, brushes and the like - a shooting range - and of course living areas. Of course it would have to be on a large body of water so I could boat.

See what I mean - I don't think I could do all that, build that house for a mill, not enough money.
 
Sure you could Sparky. Move to Canada then your 1 mil would be 1.5
 
Maybe -

But can't get no work up there. TV's'r different right? Women's pussies are slanted to the left - (I don't know why, something about the North Pole and magnetism.) - and watermelon's against the law. Yep, I heard all about that country up there - pretty but weird.
 
Hey Sparky we've got tv up here. Hell we even got satalite dishes up here, But the damn things keep caving in the top of our igloos.
And we dont have a problem with the pussys sloping to the left because with the magnetism thing our dicks curve up to the right. hits the "g" spot better.

But that watermelon things got me, nope never heard about that.
 
I'd build a large 12 bedroom victorian so all of the harem girls would have their own room with all the amenities, a kitchen with a real pizza oven, there would be a large gathering room with a huge screen for football games and porn movies, a bar, and of course a huge tub filled with grape jello.
 
RIMSHOT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. You've been a lovely audience.
Good night. Drive home safely.

[Edited by R Nitelight on 10-12-2000 at 11:03 AM]
 
Re: Man......

Sparky Kronkite said:
That's a lotta llama. And way too much emu!

HEY! How'd you know I was gonna name the llama Lotta? Or Llotta, maybe.

And can you ever really have too much emu?
 
R Nitelight said:
If I had a million, I'd buy Creamy Lady a really good bed, and hope for an invitation....

Only if you didn't read aloud from your book while I was reading mine. No crackers, chips or pretzels, either.

However, not all eating is banned.
 
I would buy this old castle outside of town & fix it up. It is from the 30's, but looks very medieval. I would use it for weddings & other special events for my faire friends. you can't take it with you, so going to spend it all.
 
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