What would you do...

[AllenBelfore]

So here's the scenario...

You're getting it on with this hot chick, and she's teasing the shit out of you. HJ till you almost cum, BJ till you almost cum, lap dancing naked wet pussy grinding on naked hard cock till you almost cum, etc, but she's not letting you inside her.

Finally, she tells you to choose...
She'll get you off any way you want that's not inside her.
or.
You can fuck her but you can't cum, she's gonna leave you with blue balls.

What do you do?

 

[toeskr]

So here's the scenario...

You're getting it on with this hot chick, and she's teasing the shit out of you. HJ till you almost cum, BJ till you almost cum, lap dancing naked wet pussy grinding on naked hard cock till you almost cum, etc, but she's not letting you inside her.

Finally, she tells you to choose...
She'll get you off any way you want that's not inside her.
or.
You can fuck her but you can't cum, she's gonna leave you with blue balls.

What do you do?

Well, jerk off onto her feet. She better hope she's not wearing expensive shoes.

 

[JohnnySavage]

So here's the scenario...

You're getting it on with this hot chick, and she's teasing the shit out of you. HJ till you almost cum, BJ till you almost cum, lap dancing naked wet pussy grinding on naked hard cock till you almost cum, etc, but she's not letting you inside her.

Finally, she tells you to choose...
She'll get you off any way you want that's not inside her.
or.
You can fuck her but you can't cum, she's gonna leave you with blue balls.

What do you do?

Pony up for the extra $20

 

[Pookie]

Pony up for the extra $20

/thread

 

[juttjaw]

She can't tell me what to do!!

 

[toeskr]

/thread

For the pony or the money?

 

[Pookie]

She can't tell me what to do!!

I SAID /THREAD!

 

[juttjaw]

I SAID /THREAD!

I don't know what that means...

 

[juttjaw]

I SAID /THREAD!

Why do you love to hurt me???

 

[Pookie]

Why do you love to hurt me???

It's what I do.

 

[Greypowerful]

I SAID /THREAD!

Hahaha! You not boss of me, eh?

 

[Pookie]

Hahaha! You not boss of me, eh?

Not without the extra 20 bucks.

 

[Super-Surprise]

What do you do?

"Angry Dragon" time for her!

 

[juttjaw]

/thread

Lolololololololol...

Now.

 

[Tryharder62]

Maybe she has something growing up there!

 

[Thimo]

I'll take the pussy.

I might not get another chance to feel that particular pussy around me, but I can get myself off any time I want to the memory of it.

 

[KingOrfeo]

You can fuck her but you can't cum, she's gonna leave you with blue balls.

What do you do?

Agree to that condition.

 

[Wrong Element]

These are the kinds of threads you only see during Spring Break.

 

[Lancecastor]

High school girls....

 

[Hard_Rom]

BJ, HJ, fuck does it really matter in the end?

 

[artemesia_g]

"You can fuck her but you can't come..."

Jesus H.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Accept inter. provided she can't come either.

At which point, do the CIC thingy: renegotiate with leverage.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Pony up for the extra $20

If it's an auction and I'm there, you're still going home frustrated.