What would you do??????

[Naked Hunny]

Thank you ill stick to warm blooded animals of my own species!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

oh its comments like that, that really do show how much you really love me Naked Hunny

 

[Naked Hunny]

LOVE? not even close!! Loathe is more like it!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Isn't it sad how she denies the truth, shes just mad cause she cant have me

 

[KillerMuffin]

BACK to the thread Bob, Hunny when are ya gonna screw and be done with it?

My mother claims I was conceived on her wedding night some four months before I was born. She stood by this until I got married then changed her tune and told me about her wild party lifestyle. "Daddy" is some guy named Fernando that she slept with cause she liked the way he stuck his finger up her ass. That was entirely too disgusting to find out. I mean wildly gross. OOOOOohhhhhh and Iiiiiiiickckckc. I wouldn't be at all surprised if there was some ass slapping and bark bitch barking goind on either.

By the way, there is NO WAY in EVERLASTING HELL that my son is gonna find out what was going on when he was conceived. *blush blush blush blush*

 

[Never]

I'm no accident.

My mother says that she knew all about me when she was seven. She also claims the only reason she married and, er, 'conceived' with my father was to have me and she also says that she always knew I'd be a blonde haired, blue eyed, pale skinned angel.
She now claims she should have spent less time thinking up my curl hair and more working on my personality. Gotta love those moms.

 

[Cheri]

Re: I'm no accident.

Gotta love those moms.

Never, you crack my up girl. I mean moms....gotta love them cause otherwise you'd need an automatic weapon! I have no idea how I was conceived and never never want to cause those people are just sick and I'd never be able to look my parents in the face again...
As for my children, I must be majorly boring cause other than being begged to not use a condom, everything was strictly by the book. And a boring book at that...

 

[Cheyenne]

Count me as an accident baby, too. Except my parents were married almost 2 years before my mom got pregnant. Most of my life she would blush and tell me "someday" she'd tell me the circumstances of when exactly she got pregnant with me. Then she suddenly switched to "I told you the story already, and I'm not telling you again." I think either she is losing her mind, or it wasn't that great of a story in the first place because I sure as hell don't remember it.

 

[Xander]

I guess you can call me an accident.
Concieved in a dorm room in Bangkok, by two teenagers I have no idea who is. Never knew them, never will.

 

[Never]

Re: NO THANK YOU!!

Never had a thing for Toad dick!!!

What in the world..
Is that like frog legs? This is something to eat, right?
All right now, you must be kidding.
She didn't say what I think she did, did she?

 

[Bobtoad777]

Never

Shes afraid to try something new.

as for Eating Toad dick, I am told it is better if slowly sucked and licked but thats only a rumour

 

[Lady_Kathreen_Silas]

No accident, but just as bad

Well, I wasn't exactly an accident. My father and mother had been married six years before my mom got pregnant. Strange thing, though, she got pregnant with me from the man in charge of my father's army unit. He was some 30 something years older than my mom and my "dad" never knew...still doesn't know to this day and I'm almost 27 years old. My biological father became my godfather and no one told me anything till I was 16 and I stopped speaking to my mom for like 6 months. My bio dad died four years ago. I have two children of my own, one from a previous marriage, and neither of them should find out how they were conceived.

 

[LusicousLionness]

Heh, heh!

 

[Expertise]

I have never laughed, shuddered and cringed ALL at the same time before.

Thanks for the unique experience.

"Bark like a bitch"

 

[Never]

as for Eating Toad dick, I am told it is better if slowly sucked and licked but thats only a rumour

No, no, you eat all meat the same way. Bite down and rip off a bloody chunk, at least that's the what I do.

How rare do I like my steak? I want it to:
A. Scream when I stick my fork into it.
B. Wiggle across the table in an attempt to escape.
C. Beg for me to put it out of its pain.

Hmmm, that's good eatin'

 

[April]

You're evil, Never. But in a good way.

 

[Treat]

Nicole to answer your question, no it really doesn't matter to me. But hell if the old man was saying shit like that I might have to hit his ass up for some hints and shit now and then, I heard that on a movie years ago, and for some reason it popped into my head. No I can't remember what movie it was. That was when I was in Germany, and the stout German beer did a beating on my one good braincell, the other one is on life support.