What would you do with a time machine?

I'd have to take the Ferris Bueller's Day Off

approach. Go hang out where the action is. Board Apollo 11. Hang out in the White House. See which of these fuckers lied to us the most. Watch the Battle of Gettysburg from a safe distance. Witness the D Day invasions. Attend Woodstock. Visit the Playboy Mansion. Certainly attend the popular kids' parties in high school. Ask the head cheerleader to the prom. Sleep with every girl on the college dorm. (Wait, I did that one.)
 
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